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Adele M. Rose is a 24 year old detective in London who works under Detective Greg Lestrade, and she has the rare gift of being able to deduce people. During one of her boring days she meets an old friend from childhood: Sherlock Holmes. She creates and solves mischief with Sherlock, Watson, Lestrade and even Mycroft. They meet old and new enemies but will these enemies seperate the two detectives or bring them closer together? (There is swearing in here! Also the order of this story has changed from what the series has. Watson is married to Mary while Sherlock has never 'left John for a long period of time (Spoilers why). There has been no mention before my OC of Moriarty or Irene Adler either. Best not read this if you don't want too many spoilers because I based a few chapters/ideas from the show :3) (Cover made by @Stareivia) UNCOMPLETED CAUSE ZILCH MOTIVATION ;-;

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For the first two decades of his life, Ren has endured the brutal training of a sith. He possesses enormous talent in the force, but unlike other sith he has never truly been consumed by the dark side. When Ren is cast out by his master, he embarks on a journey to understand who or what he is and he is. Along the way he finds unlikely allies and is pulled into a destiny surrounding one of the most notorious and powerful lords of the original sith race from thousands of years ago.