A/N: I don't own it. That's it. ~ Life Itself by Glass Animals ~ ULTRA MAGNUS X READER (SLOW) ~ "Ah, so this is the Insecticon Queen you brought to the ship. It's very nice to finally meet you . . .," "Y/D." "This is my third-in-command, Soundwave, and you've already met my second-in-command Starscream, my Chief Medical Officer, Knockout, and our current hive leader, Hardshell. Finally, this is my lieutenant for all of our science projects, Shockwave." . . . "With that done, I'm very excited to be working with you, your majesty." "As am I." "But if you ever decide to betray me, I will not hesitate to execute you. You are beneath me, no matter what you may believe." ~ You are a successful, self-proclaimed entomologist on your way to visit a couple new friends and colleagues. You had all planned on visiting a butterfly museum for the day, but it seemed not all was that way. Studying bugs was all you'd ever been interested in. Even as a little girl, whether it was butterflies or spiders, none of them had scared you. And, when you'd found these larger, alien insect-like creatures roaming around a gigantic cave, you had immediately become more curious than fearful. And on your way to the butterflies, you'd gone to check on them like you'd been doing for months. Of course, like curiosity killed the cat, it almost killed you as well, and you fell into a situation that changed your life forever. Will you find love? The Autobots? What will happen? Find out in 'Life Itself', a book less cheesy than the end of its summary. -WV-

From behind him, he heard Breakdown step closer and start the cannon on his back. Knockout pulled the object closer protectively before slowly turning to face his conjunx. He heard Breakdown gasp in shock as he turned off his cannon and changed his hammer into his servo again. "I-is that a..?" Breakdown was cut off by Knockout shakily nodding. Sitting silently with wide optics staring up at him was a sparkling. A sparkling who just claimed Knockout as its carrier. Started 4/14/18 [Usually update every Saturday]

(Y/N) sat down. Her day had been full of the impossible. Only one question remains: Is Knockout just grateful, or is there more to it? (TFP fanfiction. I don't own them, and you all own yourselves so.... yeah The first of two books. Want more? Look for Street Racer Darling[S]) Edit - I consider this a "crack-fic", meaning it is FULL of unpracticed writing, mary-sue type dialogue and reactions, ridiculous situations and 'out of character' actions. My writing has greatly developed since SRD, so if you liked this short series feel free to see my progression!

Prime. Post-Predacons Rising. With Cybertron's atmosphere now altered to sustain human life, an age of unity among the species has begun during the period of uneasy "peace" between Cybertronians. Now, in the midst of this new age, political leader Ultra Magnus decides to take a homeless human boy from the slums of Kaon into his home. A choice that will change their lives, forever. Cover By JessicaMarie.