Hell yeah Obamaverse story awesome just read it lmao. "Honestly, that's what I call a cool story bro. Such a riveting tale, I honestly copy and pasted it to word, saved on my hard drive, backed it up on a jump drive, drove to the bank, put the jump drive in the safe deposit box, and will leave it there until my kids turn about 12 (when they can actually state their age, and ask what it is I'm showing them), when I will pick it up, put it in an old USB drive reader and relay this cool story to them and tell them, "kids, this is what a cool story should look and sound like...not like the stories your generation tells". -The New York Times "Ok, this is epic" -Mario (yes the actual Mario, cool right?) "hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that :)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun." -Ben Shapiro (Stop flirting with me silly)

it's 1969 you are in Russia

Shadow has gotten himself stuck in communist Yugoslavia. The dictorial regime refuses to let him return to his homeland Finland, where his greatest enemy is treatning to seduce his girl. This puts him for a series of difficult choices. Together with a group of others he tries to escape Yugoslavia. With not only the problems trying of trying to return home, Shadow also struggles with his sexuality. Is he really the straight homophobe he thought he was?