[rewritten] Cale sat on the couch, utterly done. Across from him sat the culprit of his misery-the God of Death. A commander, Cale? Ha! More like a chubby toddler with baby hands. Cale's eye twitched. "Explain." The god gulped. "Cale, my child... I-I didn't mean to! The intrusive thoughts won..." Cale inhaled sharply. 'Murder is illegal. Murder is illegal-oh hell-i don't care!' Beside him, Angela gasped dramatically, hands clasped together. "Kyaa! Cale-child! You're so adorable! I can't wait to see your cha-ahem, help to that world!" Cale, a grown man trapped in a four-year-old's body, stared soullessly into the void. He needed a nap. Or a weapon. --- Meanwhile, in another world... Og!Cale sat alone on his fourteenth birthday, his only gift being existential dread. Then, boom! A flash of light- And suddenly, on his floor lay a tiny redheaded kid, unconscious and bleeding. Og!Cale stared. His heart skipped a beat. '...Did I just get a son?-No! what am I thinking?!'

"Tú eres mi deidad, Tang Bo. Tú eres el único veneno del que nunca quiero curarme." Después de cien años de espera y promesas rotas en el campo de batalla, Cheonmyeong y Tang Bo han vuelto a encontrarse. Y esta vez, no están dispuestos a perder el tiempo siendo solo amigos. Han dejado atrás los arrepentimientos del pasado para reclamarse en el presente con una intensidad, posesividad y dulzura que amenaza con escandalizar a todas las sectas de las Llanuras Centrales. ¿Qué pasa cuando el hombre más peligroso del mundo decide que su única religión es un taoísta con ojos color ciruela? todos los personages no son mios pertenecen a la autora biga y casa de animacion lico

❝Do you know what the number 224 stands for?❞ IN WHICH ˏˋ°•*⁀➷ You run into a stranger in the rain, who knew he would change your life forever? TW: Mentions of Su*c*de and Depression. Read at your own risk. Started: September 30, 2021 Ended: April 25, 2022

He who guides and creates. Cale Henituse, the young trash teacher, is in charge of the most important section of his life. He'll have a crash curse to get these jerks straightened out for college. "You want slacker life?" his father, the schoolteacher, asked. "Then prove to me that you can have it. If you turn your student's life around in one school year, I'll let you have your slacker life. I won't push you to succeed me as headmaster." Cale smiles as he prepares to deliver a shittrash education to them.

cale Henituse is forced to tell his family the truth about his identity. Why? Because little Kim Rok Soo is going to move on to them. (The cover is not mine!) The trash of the count family isn't mine, I'm just writing simple events that I thought of English is not my language, I'm actually using Google Translate hahahaha so I apologize for the mistakes in advance (. ❛ ᴗ ❛.)

Title: Reacting to the Misunderstanding and Coughing out blood Moments of Cale Henituse. Wattpad wouldn't let me have the original title, so here it is. Timeline: After the Sealed God test. Basically, the fandom has a list of times Cale had coughed out blood, now I want to see a list of times people misunderstood this poor unlucky bastard and because I am sadistic, I want to see their reaction, but wait, this fic doesn't aim to straighten out the misunderstanding, no, Nah, and nope its to make the misunderstanding bigger. Because it isn't TCF/LCF if there are no misunderstandings. I do not own Lout of the Count's Family, all rights deserve to Yoo Ryeo Han-nim. I'm just trash here.

>[[COMPLETED]]< Everything comes with a price. That is the basic knowledge in the world. Years after the war, the redhead had finally reached his dream of slacking off. Yet he did not know it will come to this. Former Commander Cale Henituse is dying, and everyone realized it too late.

A TCF / LotCF reaction fanfic. I don't own Trash of the Count Family. The official Korean webnovel "Trash of Count's Family" written by Yoo Ryeo Han. All credits are for her and the translators.

This is just a bunch of Songfics, some are sad, some are Aus and some crack. Either way pleas enjoy.

Runaway og!Cale & father figure!Eruhaben AU • proofread • I may have made og!Cale a little overpowered • will include a rewrite of one of the large battles • Prologue excerpt: //He was so fucking tired of it all. As if he was seeing everything through a keyhole, it felt like he was watching everybody live their own lives, having fun and experiencing hardships, building families and enjoying their time alive, but he couldn't. He was frozen in time, observing everyone around him from inside his fortified castle built from wall after wall of emotional protection. It was lonely and tiresome. Was there a good way to escape everything? Any way at all? Perhaps. '...I should just run away and live in the mountains. Nobody would look for me if I disappeared.' Perhaps this was the best way. 'Yeah... Let's just leave.' Late into the night, Cale Henituse packed a spatial bag, ate dinner with his family for the first time in months, and fled the mansion once the clock struck 10. He wouldn't be returning anytime soon.// Disclaimer: Some parts of this include dialogue/text from the light novel which I have edited and reworked to fit my AU. Credit for those parts goes to the author of Trash of the Count's Family, Yoo Ryeo Han. --- • Cover fanart drawn by @MoonA_59 on Twitter