A love story about a dashing young ogre, and the baddest witch in London. My goal is 1,000 reads because why not.

Bless us and splash us, Precious! Is it a reader? Is it friendly? Is it polite? Does it likeses to read our book? Alright! Here we go! Follow us, Hobbitses! [[I do not own Smeagol/Gollum. I hope you enjoy!]]

Bad language 12+ and offensive scenes

Sam go stabby stabby. Kate's in loooooove. Lei drinks apple juice. Glom is a cheerleader. There is an evil camel named Harry.