1D stole my dog then bribed me to be their girlfrind how did i let this happen?
one day my little dog, sharkeesha, ran away! later, i saw him on one direction's instagram account! O to the M to the G!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 Little did i know, they stole my dog so i would date them! WHAT? How the heckin heck am i supposed to date one direction...