Oneshots to help PHIL your thirst for phan. Are you looking for a good time? Click now to meet Ironic meme loving trash in your area Any meme trash of Dan and Phil are my friends. WE IS A PHAMILY of SKUNK NUGGETS YO. SWIGGITY SWEED PLEASE READ.

"say my name, dan howell"

Dan Howell has a personality more fragile than the flowers he presses. After meeting Phil Lester- an explosion of a human being living in an explosion of a house- Dan is forced out of the tiny world he used to live in. (shyxpunk) This story includes mature themes.

A book of phan oneshots because obviously we don't have enough of them already, I mean... I don't have a schedule but if you want me to do a oneshot come shout at me, also the same if you want me to do a prompt. Though prompts do sometimes take a while, I will tag you so you can see. The first few are horrible so I suggest reading ahead a little bit by the way. And finally the word count, description and warnings are listed at the start of each oneshot, if I miss anything just tell me and enjoy!

Dans diary over 12 weeks **trigger warning** contains mentions of domestic violence, self harm and abuse

*smut warning* [fem! dan x jock! phil] "and here i thought we were going to have normal teenager lives" "no teenager has ever had a normal life" ~Rankings~ #57 in DANHOWELLANDPHILLESTER

Dan grew up and his ageplay lifestyle was long gone. With Dan and Phil's hard work with YouTube and selling their merchandise, they lost what used to be their comfort. When Phil notices Dan is more stressed than usual, they decide to give it another try. Will things be different now that they're older or will it just be 2009 all over again?

Basically a story about Phan (obviously) where Phil is in the Royal Family and Dan is his best friend... Enjoy ^.^

Dan sees the way Phil reacts when he sees anything related to Phan. It makes all the more difficult to come to terms with how he really feels. The question is, will Phil feel the same way? (I wrote this a LONG time ago. 0/10 would NOT recommend plz don't read it's cringe)

Hi~ This is a collection of phan one-shots that I love and I hope you all love them as well! All of these are from Tumblr and Archive of Our Own [there is not will there ever be smut in this particular collection{ *N O T E* I am NOT the author of any of these stories (nor do I claim to be) if one of your stories are published here, and you wish for me to take it down, please private message me so that I can remove it! Much love~