Nutrition Facts: Serving Size (1) Laughs (284) Laughs From Bad Jokes (69%) Caution[!] This product may contain poorly written smut. {Co-written with Twisted Reshi http://www.wattpad.com/user/TwistedReshi}

(Sanji x Female Reader) {Edited} This story is for a request by yoruuu and luffythedragonotaku ;) The Straw Hats have wondered from one island to the next, and have found a poster of an assassin who has a unique Lightning ability. When travelling each island the Straw Hats hear stories about the assassin wanted as the name White Lightning. Being a huge problem for the marines, but a hero among the people. When finally meeting this mysterious assassin, Sanji finds this hero to be something else.....

Don't we all need to go outside?

Murdoc's feeling a bit self-conscious of himself so you do what you can to give his confidence a boost... yeah... wanted to try my hand at some smut. Never tried this before so prepare for cringe lol Comments and critiques are more than welcome, it helps me know what I need to improve on *Cover photo isn't mine*

You're a 27 year old woman celebrating her birthday in a pub. Alone.. Yeah, spending your 27th birthing date alone and heart broken. Your lover just left you and you were recently kicked out by mom. Sheesh, life's at it's fullest, eh? You soon learn to live a little after being taken hostage by a.. Pickle man and blue haired boy? Wow, life's crazy. Rated number 1 in #phase3 ! <3 - April 30, 2021. ( Heyy! First fan fic! I'm totally open for nice critiques and help. Hope you enjoy mateys. B] )

Requested by Cece ;3 [SMUT WARNING] You've been a fan of Gorillaz for a pretty long time; Murdoc was always your favorite, finally you get to interview them; but it's just Murdoc. . . [Covet art does not belong to me!] Murdoc Nicalls and the rest of Gorillaz belong to Jamie Hewllet and Damon Albarn. Copyright © ; 2017

Murdoc and you decide to have some midnight fun after escaping a car chase

This was requested by a close friend. Basically what is says in the tin. I gave you a name so I don't have to keep going 'insert name here constantly. Fully edited and complete. So if you spot a mistake let me goddamn know because it's supposed to be all fixed now.

/ completed / You have a creepy encounter with a man in the store you work at , next thing your in a car and getting shot in the arm and then in a room underwater ! Contains violent and sexual content (oof) This is going anywhere , basically . Read the first chapter for a better understanding of what's going down x So , I hope this is better than my last fic because that was . Eeehhhhhh..... I'm going to try to update everyday if I have the time xxx

Come gather around my Murdoc lovers.. I have brought you a small book of Murdoc oneshots that hopefully quenches your thirst. These are just small things I come up with in the middle of the night, so I hope you enjoy. 🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟 (If you would like to request something go ahead I'll find some time to write about it) (This book is in the works)