Nutrition Facts: Serving Size (1) Laughs (284) Laughs From Bad Jokes (69%) Caution[!] This product may contain poorly written smut. {Co-written with Twisted Reshi http://www.wattpad.com/user/TwistedReshi}
(Sanji x Female Reader) {Edited} This story is for a request by yoruuu and luffythedragonotaku ;) The Straw Hats have wondered from one island to the next, and have found a poster of an assassin who has a unique Lightning ability. When travelling each island the Straw Hats hear stories about the assassin wanted as the...
Murdoc's feeling a bit self-conscious of himself so you do what you can to give his confidence a boost... yeah... wanted to try my hand at some smut. Never tried this before so prepare for cringe lol Comments and critiques are more than welcome, it helps me know what I need to improve on *Cover photo isn't mine*
You're a 27 year old woman celebrating her birthday in a pub. Alone.. Yeah, spending your 27th birthing date alone and heart broken. Your lover just left you and you were recently kicked out by mom. Sheesh, life's at it's fullest, eh? You soon learn to live a little after being taken hostage by a.. Pickle man and blue...
Requested by Cece ;3 [SMUT WARNING] You've been a fan of Gorillaz for a pretty long time; Murdoc was always your favorite, finally you get to interview them; but it's just Murdoc. . . [Covet art does not belong to me!] Murdoc Nicalls and the rest of Gorillaz belong to Jamie Hewllet and Damon Albarn. Copyright ©...
Murdoc and you decide to have some midnight fun after escaping a car chase
This was requested by a close friend. Basically what is says in the tin. I gave you a name so I don't have to keep going 'insert name here constantly. Fully edited and complete. So if you spot a mistake let me goddamn know because it's supposed to be all fixed now.
/ completed / You have a creepy encounter with a man in the store you work at , next thing your in a car and getting shot in the arm and then in a room underwater ! Contains violent and sexual content (oof) This is going anywhere , basically . Read the first chapter for a better understanding of what's going down x So...
Come gather around my Murdoc lovers.. I have brought you a small book of Murdoc oneshots that hopefully quenches your thirst. These are just small things I come up with in the middle of the night, so I hope you enjoy. 🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟 (If you would like to request something go ahead I'll find some time to...
Murdoc and the reader have a chance encounter while Gorillaz is in town for their current tour. Language, alcohol, drugs, sexual situations. You've been warned. Blah blah blah. I'm an adult I write what I want. No, really. If you're looking for a decently realistic, well written, mature x reader fiction, this is you...
Like any other human being, you're just minding your own business waiting for your flight back home. When a tall figure enters the airport, your eyes meet. From there, you have entered a new reality.
There you are laying in bed on a Friday night, swiping through tinder profiles.... Unaware your life will change forever.
the reader is an assassin contracted to kill murdoc by Jimmy Manson. As they were about to shoot murdoc noodle stumbles apon the reader, the reader try's to escape, murdoc finds noodle and the reader he takes a liking to the reader and the reader sees this as an chance to get their kill. He gives them his number and t...
Biden x Trump ship 😉😉😈 Smut very much smut If you couldn't notice, this is a joke 😓🤔
In this story you meet spongebob on your way to the playground, then you meet Gru and feel te immediate sexual tension between the three of you, you have a great time at the park with your two lovers then you go to Gru's house for some fun in the bed! Have fun reading!
you're at granny's house, it's your first day and you get more than you expected here 😎😎😳😳🤣😳😈
