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Trump Temptations: The Billionaire & The Bellboy by elijahdanielistrash
elijahdanielistrash
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He was a billionaire, I was a bellboy, can I make it anymore obvious? It all started one fateful afternoon in summer of 2012. I was working as a bellboy at the Trump Hotel in Hong Kong on an internship program. This was my first time in a big city. It was all I could have ever dreamed of, and more. But little did I know, it was all about to change. Follow me on twitter.com/aguywithnolife Please note, this story may contain mature humor that isn't suitable for all ages.
Ouma The Explorer by GenreGh0st
GenreGh0st
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Join Kokichi Ouma on an acid trip as he imagines himself to be the protagonist of a children's educational program that is neither educational or kid-friendly. (Please keep in mind that Ouma the Explorer was initially written by an immature 14-year-old several years ago. There are inappropriate mentions of suicide and likely various other triggers. It's a little late to add a disclaimer this long after publishing, but please read responsibly! And hey, maybe have a laugh or two for the parts that are ACTUALLY funny~?)
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Do not read this book, you'll die of laughter by angdeline
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Having a bad day? Need a good laugh? This book is just for you! (A compilation of jokes I have found online & offline. Credits goes to the many humorous authors.)
wtf facts by when_pugs_fly
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just some random crazy ass facts that'll make you go "wtf?" all rights reserved © when_pugs_fly 2016 all facts are found on the internet or deep within my useless brain. if any come from another wattpad user they will be credited and dedicated.
The Best Of Comebacks by NerdySoliloquist
NerdySoliloquist
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❝A book for comebacks.❞ WARNING// If easily offended please do not read this book as you might be upset by some of the content.
Thomas the Tank Engine x  Angelina Ballerina:- love isn't easy. by cfizzleindahizzle
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Angelina is a mouse. Thomas is a train. Can they ever be?
Peppa has a crush (Perry the platypus x Peppa pig) by Anthex062
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Im addicted to drugs
mentally ill lovers‼️- a sangwoo x hisoka romance novel💕(non-fiction)💕💕 by ibrainded
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read this if ur sexc‼️💔 sangwoo(killing stalking) hisoka(hunterxhunter) non-fiction cause the love is real💕🤑
spongebob x mr krabs smut by wendyisnotfunny
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THIS WAS A JOKE DONT TAKE IT SERIOUSLY I DONT SHIP SPONGEBOB CHARACTERS
Todoroki x Dumbledore//Harry Potter AU by mineta_burns_in_hell
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A steamy love affair between your best boi todo and a sexy old wizard, Dumblewhore (Wtf is my life)