"I'm straight! It's just that gay porn pays better."

"You killed me, so now I'm here to haunt you - bitch."

in which the school's resident badboy helps a seemingly unattractive loser win the heart of his best friend. it sounds like a good idea at first, however, it's all fun and fake dates until somebody accidentally falls in love. a taekook fanfiction. onelasttae © 2020 boyxboy #1 // jeonjungkook #1 // bangtan #1 // #1 vmin

Y/N works at a busy coffee shop in the heart of Seoul. Each day at exactly 7:42am, she is greeted without fail by a suspiciously masked customer who orders the same bland order: a tall black coffee. No Suga, No cream. These exchanges have been ongoing for almost a year now, with Y/N not realizing that this mysterious customer might possibly be her all time favorite Korean Idol. *COPYRIGHT - All rights reserved - Not to be used, adapted or translated in any way without authorisation.*

'when the incubus meets the sadist' top: Hoseok bottom: Yoongi Cover art by kytanamoon Demon AU Rankings: #1 junghoseok 6/28/2019 #1 sope 8/3/2019 #1 BTS 8/5/2019 #1Yoonseok 8/6/2019 #1 minyoongi 12/2/2019 #1 kimseokjin 12/29/2019 #1J-hope 2/3/2020 #1 Demons 3/7/2020 #1 bts 5/10/2020

Jeon Jungkook has always been against the thought of marriage, of relationships, of kids. He's never wanted to settle down or commit. As he always said, "People are stupid, and I hate most of them." Kim Seokjin took this to heart, and he formed something with his trembling, bruised fingers that he hoped Jungkook would grow to love. [ cross-posted to aff under 'ExoHistory ]

Namjoon picked up Taehyung, who started- "Um, babe? I think he's growling at me. Is that supposed to happen? Is he supposed to do that? Did I break him?" *** Namjoon, father of six, tries his best...although his kids don't exactly make it easy for him. *** Highest rank: #1 in fan fiction, 5/27/2018

BOOK i in which taehyung can't sleep and strikes a deal to sleep with his classmate after catching him looking at porn in maths class. ©SHARMILA / nectaerine sept 2016 - nov 2016

Jeon Jungkook and Kim Taehyung have been friends for years. Hell, they were more like brothers. Navigating everything from school to relationships, they learned to count on each other for most things. But when one mistake changes the course of their friendship, the two must acknowledge there is no going back - only forward. They will need to redefine their entire relationship, and it will end in one of two ways: happiness or complete devastation. 𝗔 𝗧𝗔𝗘𝗞𝗢𝗢𝗞 𝘀𝘁𝗼𝗿𝘆! Contains: ✔ Fluff ✔ Mature content and language ✔ SWITCH TAE & SWITCH KOOK

Worldwide superstar V had it all. He was young, rich, and famous - he got everything and anyone he wanted. But living the life of a high-profile playboy was starting to hurt his reputation as a legendary musician. Things needed to change, but he had no motivation to leave his current lifestyle behind. Jeon Jungkook, on the other hand, had a very unenviable life. Studying his way through his last year of college in a field he wasn't interested in, Jungkook rarely had time for himself or to do the things he truly loved. Things needed to change, but he did not have the time or means to rebuild his boring life. When an opportunity brings V and Jungkook together, they each find ways they could benefit from each other's company. The two enter into an arrangement that would help rebuild both of their lives, unaware they would start to create a life together. But when secrets and fame threaten the newfound partnership, Jungkook and V discover that only time will tell if they have the power to make it through the storm. 𝗔 𝗧𝗔𝗘𝗞𝗢𝗢𝗞 𝘀𝘁𝗼𝗿𝘆! Contains: ✔ Angst ✔ Fluff ✔ Mature content and language ✔ SWITCH TAE & SWITCH KOOK