hi this is an absolute catastrophe but I wanted to write some kinda crack shit sapnotfound/ sapnapfound/georgenap/sapnap x george, whatever the frick you'd call it idk (does anyone even actually ship them?¿?) becoming an adult at a very rapid pace has absolutely melted my brain so fuck it block men smut time lmao why the hell not help one-shot contains lots of wack shit like swearing, the big gay, and literal (oral) sex so like, go away if you're not here for that I guess but wtf were you expecting

alex has a secret admirer

𝒅𝒐𝒏'𝒕 𝒇𝒐𝒓𝒈𝒆𝒕 𝒚𝒐𝒖 𝒐𝒘𝒆 𝒎𝒆 𝒐𝒏𝒆 𝒏𝒊𝒏𝒆𝒕𝒚-𝒏𝒊𝒏𝒆 𝒄𝒆𝒏𝒕 𝒅𝒓𝒆𝒂𝒎𝒔 𝒎𝒂𝒚𝒃𝒆 𝒚𝒐𝒖 𝒄𝒐𝒖𝒍𝒅 𝒔𝒉𝒐𝒘 𝒎𝒆 𝒔𝒐𝒎𝒆

commentary crew oneshots

𝙬𝙞𝙡𝙡𝙣𝙚, 𝙞𝙢𝙖𝙡𝙡𝙚𝙭𝙭, 𝙢𝙚𝙢𝙚𝙪𝙡𝙤𝙪𝙨, 𝙥𝙮𝙧𝙤𝙘𝙮𝙣𝙞𝙘𝙖𝙡, 𝙗𝙡𝙪𝙚𝙨𝙙𝙖𝙣𝙠, 𝙨𝙩𝙚𝙥𝙝𝙚𝙣 𝙩𝙧𝙞𝙚𝙨, 𝙦𝙪𝙖𝙘𝙠𝙞𝙩𝙮𝙝𝙦, 𝙠𝙬𝙞𝙩𝙚 [lowercase intended] [𝐫𝐞𝐪𝐮𝐞𝐬𝐭𝐬 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐜𝐥𝐨𝐬𝐞𝐝]

Alex gets a random texting him...who on gods planet could it be? And what will happen when he finds out? Contains... Fluff Smut People that Alex is friends with. And the rest idk 😂

memeulous: uh wow memeulous: wrong dm ? - inspired by kiss me thru the phone & my love for george memeulous :) <3

just general oneshots <3 probably includes these people: ↳ stephen tries ↳ willne ↳ imallexx ↳ memeulous

⚠️TW⚠️ some chapters may be sensitive to some readers as some scenes may include themes of rape (i promise it's all consensual i just didn't make myself clear, i was 14 i apologise) imallexx smut and fluff, not mine! creds to owners. they are dan and phil ones but i just change names

just a little thing between big george memeulous and the small imallexx sorry for any spelling mistakes, i cba to correct them lmao