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Zion is an heir of one of the largest corporation in Pine Country because of that he had live a restricted and rule driven life. His father groomed him from the moment he was born and made sure he was the best at everything. He did not enjoy his childhood, when the other kids are playing he was in the mansion studying. He died at the age of 25. He died very lonely. He died without doing anything that he really like. He died full of regrets. [Welcome Host to Let Me Grant Your Last Wish System] Note: Pictures are not mine

(WARNING: Don't read if you're going to complain there isn't a warning when there's sex, gore, et c. This is a very ADULT novel and as such only ADULTS should read it. Or 'Children' mature enough to read without commenting nonsense.) Jia Yi Ruogang was one of the leading experts in Computer Software, to the extent that everyone believed he was a computer. New Age Government Office had issued him a Pass to go ahead and Hack into systems as he saw fit because of how much Humanity relied on his expertise. Jia Yi was given an arranged marriage with the strongest General leading Humanity in the pursuit of exterminating all the Vrahqs, alien lifeforms, that attacked them. Sadly, someone was livid that the man he loved was being forced to marry another who he thought was 'weak'. In the end, Jia Yi was murdered inside of his Workstation while he attempted to recode a software that could've made fighting the Aliens easier. When Jia Yi opens his eyes there's a man discussing with him how much of a waste it would be for him to die; next thing he knows he's World Hopping. I must make everyone happy? How do I accomplish that? You want me to make that vindictive backstabber happy? Dream on. Wait, why are these two incessentally bothering me? I'm obligated to bring happiness to everyone but I won't sacrifice my body to fulfill that!

I, Ethan, died miserably at the age of 20. That night I was walking to my home from work and accidentally encountered a robbery which caused my early death. I was shot in the heart. I thought I died, but then I woke up in a body of a 5 years old sickly young master of an archduke house. What the honey just happen?

//on hold Elliot Auclair, or much more prefers to be called, Ely. Died, because of a stupid reason which he himself still looked back on and can't help but think how idiotic it was, choking on a squid, a cooked squid. "Oh, so i got reincarnated in this piece of shit game that i despise whole heartedly except for the art style and hot dudes, there's no modern phones, my family are probably a bunch of scumbags and i got a reputation of a cockroach...hah..." Ely sighed and took a deep breath, "$&@€#*%€*€£^=£€#&$&-bleeeeeep..." mature content & language © mood1e_ ! | beautiful art made by : @kohaku_0 ( twitter ) STARTED: July 16, 2020 ENDED: n/a + ! | the images i'm going to be using belongs to their rightful owners. i do not claim nor want to spread false ownership. + ! | WARNING. START OF THE STORY IS WRITTEN VERY AMATEURLY BECAUSE WHEN I STARTED THIS I NEVER KNEW IT'LL GAIN SO MUCH ATTENTION HOWEVER IT DOES IMPROVE SO ON.

ARC 2 completed! [Ex-Host Ye Ai, you have been granted a 'second chance' to redeem yourself from your previous sins. Are you willing to accept?] "Yes." [Host, you will now be bonded with a pioneer system to help you complete your task. Please wait.] [Welcome Host! I am System 3611 at your service. Eh, why are you at the floor?] "This..." "..." "... should be a baby system." "Better terminate them both." "Stupid system." [Host, I won't let them bully you. I will report them to administrator!] "System, be good. They are the administrators," the woman gently explained to her system. [Eh...?] ---------- Language: English Arc 1: Transmigrator and Aileen (completed) Arc 2: The Little Bun and Aiyana (completed) Arc 3: The Imperial Family and Hong AiHua (coming soon!)

Falling into the fiery hell she created must've been the perfect way for her to die. The other woman would then become the heroine that saved the town's people from the mad queen that burnt half of the population down and the duke would become the hero that protected the heroine. They would then be wed and have little children. They would live happily in the new world that they would create after vanquishing the evil queen. They would then lead the people unto a prosperous era of peace. Just... Where?... Where did I go wrong? When I am reborn, will you please give me a simple life?

Wassup bitches. My name is Shirogane Komori but just call me Shiro. I am the adopted sister of Yui Komori. I had a rough childhood growing up especially at the church. I hate Yui and Seji. The church also hates me. I am sadistic and badass. I am also no sister or relative of Yui and Seji Komori. My name is Shirogane Nightshade. Me and Yui are sent to stay with 'distant relatives' while Seji was gone. I immediately knew that was bullshit but I said nothing. This is my Story about living with the Sakamaki brothers. Will I find love or stay a sadistic badass forever? Find out on Dibolikal lovers : Yui's sister! Warnings : Perverts and Strong language. I do not have anything against god I believe in him this is just Shiros personality. I do not hate yui so don't go raging about that, Yours truly, Ayato I mean Skye