Just a cliche... Peter texts the wrong number and finds a friend in a person he doesn't even know. How could this possibly go wrong you ask? Well I'm the god over these characters so it could go very wrong if that is what I wish to happen :) (Wrong Number IronDad Fic) -- Peter: YOU ASSHOLE ???: WHAT DID I DO THIS TIME ???: PLUS WHO ARE YOU Peter: WHAT DO YOU MEAN WHO AM I, WHO ELSE WOULD BE PISSED OFF AT YOU RIGHT NOW ???: Honestly, right now you could be any one. ???: I piss off people on a daily basis. Peter: wait, what. Who else is mad at you? Do I need to fight someone on your behalf??!?! ???: Pretty sure I got more people wanting me dead than dollars in my pocket. ???: Actually no, that is a false statement. I'm richer than any other bitch on this planet. Peter: oKaY yOu'Re NoT nEd ???: hOw Do YoU kNoW. Maybe I am Ted -- I don't own the cover art because I'm not that skilled at anything and the characters aren't mine of course because I'm poor ;) And yes the smiles are added to try and make me seem nice :)

My brother, Tony Stark, is dumb. Need I say more?

She was the babe of Shield. Not like, the Bay Watch people or a Barbie, but a baby. Sage Rosalie Fury, an adopted daughter of the director. Unlike her adopted father, she was not serious at all. Sage was only serious when she was working on a project. Sage always joked, and disregarded most rules, claiming them irrelevant to her standard. She missed the Avengers first appearance when they saved the world, and she doesn't plan on not going to the benefit ball, where they all are.

Hi! Can I order a 12 piece Chick-fil-A nuggets with ranch, a large waffle potato fries, and a large cookies & cream milkshake? 𝐓𝐡𝐢𝐬- 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐢𝐬𝐧'𝐭 𝐂𝐡𝐢𝐜𝐤-𝐟𝐢𝐥-𝐀 [peter parker x reader]* [all rights go to marvel] *female pronouns used for (y/n) **If you're gonna be rude in the comments because (y/n) is "quirky" stfu and just don't comment. It's not that hard people