ding dong, your pp gon 😡 •discontinued! bunch of oneshots that are mostly smut p.s. just to clarify: my grammar sucks ass so uh yes. watch out for that i guess ᕦ( ᐛ )ᕡ ◌◌◌ warning; •political comments (not meant to be taken seriously my dudes) •graphic content such as sexual activity, gore, drug use..etc. •s u f f e r i n g cover & art (c) m e p.s. sorry mr. wilson for failing your history class

Some oneshots for fun

Random Oneshots I come up with And my readers And my friends :) <THIS IS FOR ENTERTAINMENT PURPOSES ONLY> <yes, i know the chapters are numbered wrong, i'll get around to fixing it eventually> <ok i fixed it>

Some good Ol smut bro cause why not

Come all, come all if you love personifications of countries! From popular ships to not so recognized yachts! I present to you my Countryhumans Oneshot Book! So you want personified countries playing with each other on any surface in an intense game of private part touching? I may have something for you :•D Or do you want to get adopted by one and be the next heir to the country's resources and become a dictator all for your selfish needs? You bastard! I'm just kidding about the last part of my last, last sentence. I may have something for you in this book too :•DD Or you once had a dream of being with one and getting married to? Haha, I wish I was also married to Imperial Japan, welp there may be something in the book too :•> Or maybe, you want every single country gangbang our beloved sunshine, Philippines? There's probably one in there too! But I also have a RusPhil book if you like that ship too haha. But sorry to disappoint, only one or two countries at a time Philippines! We don't want you getting Aids haha! Be aware of China too! You might get Aids and Coronavirus! I hope you lovelies enjoy this book! Be warned, you'll be horrified at the first chapters of the book due to how wretched it is. I hope you don't mind :•) I'm just really glad I get to have lovely readers from all over the corners of Wattpad! Thanks for stopping by and leaving a read and a vote! By the way, art used in any chapter and this cover is not mine unless stated.

In which: America adds the countrys into a group chat. Shenanigans ensue. -------------------------------------------------------- !Warnings! for; - Mentions of historical events - Cursing - Dark Humor (bad humor in general probably) - OOC Characters - Bad translations [Will be updated if I feel like doing another chapter. The chapters could come very slow or very fast.] [Cover was made by @xTokimimotaku and permission to use has been given] -------------------------------------------------------- Ships: UK x France [ESTABLISHED] Finland x Estonia [ESTABLISHED] Russia x America x Germany [ESTABLISHED] Quebec x Alberta [ESTABLISHED] Japan x New Zealand x Belarus [LATER; ESTABLISHED] !More to be added!

This story takes place in the same Universe as my other book 'Closer to You' but before the cold war and somewhat during WWII...? (not sure if i will add it in... im still constructing its story) This is a USSR x America story if you don't like... don't read. I'll just explain why they hate each other in the present, also how Soviet became an alcoholic fuck. Let me now Cry-

--This takes place during the time of the space race, spcificly 1969 when america came back from the moon. Soviet also has Narcolepsy( falls asleep at random) and basicy depends on America--

Just some countryhumans one-shots, like the title says. I don't know what to put here. But I'd appreciate if you read this book. It's my second book so please be kind. Cover art not by me. Credit goes to the original artist, but I couldn't find them. ;-; Have a great day, mates!

Hello! I have been seeing these lately and decided to give it a try! Hope you enjoy! (Art not mine, all credit goes to the artist @ _purple_cotton_ultrafiolet_ on instagram)