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The Young General's Wife Is Mr. Lucky by the0shadow0wolf
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Yu Jinli was a koi fish who had practiced for a thousand years. (Translator's note: The two Chinese characters "Jin Li" in the name sounds similar to the two Chinese characters for koi fish. 'Jinli' is now a symbol of luck in internet slang.) He had taken the shape of a human being recently with the ability to predict fortune and change luck. He was supposed to be a popular Mr. Lucky but who could have thought that... "Sir, your forehead is covered by gloomy air. I'm afraid there is a looming threat of fatal disaster waiting for you..." Yu Jinli said with all seriousness. All of a sudden, a big flower pot descended from above and hit that man directly on the head. "Buddy, the top of your head is green. I'm afraid that..." Before Yu Jinli finished, the young man opposite him received a call and headed to a hotel nearby to catch his girlfriend in the act of adultery. "Brother, you..." Everyone cried: Lord General, please take good care of your wife and don't let him throw curses around... TAT Yu Jinli felt frustrated: Obviously, I'm warning them with a good intention. The nationally acknowledged most perfect man, the young general: Dear, don't get upset because of those shortsighted men. Come home with me and I'll make you chestnuts roasted with brown sugar. (Translator's note: The Chinese character for chestnut is the same as the Chinese character "Li" in "Yu Jinli") Those "shortsighted" men: ...
The Young General's Wife is MR. Lucky by muskan9632147
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Description Yu Jinli* was a koi fish who had cultivated for a thousand years. He had taken the shape of a human being, and possessed the ability to predict fortune and change luck. He was supposed to be a popular Mr. Lucky but who could have thought that... "Sir, your forehead is covered by gloomy air. I'm afraid there is a looming threat of fatal disaster waiting for you..." Yu Jinli said with all seriousness. All of a sudden, a big flower pot descended from above and hit that man directly on the head. "Buddy, the top of your head is green. I'm afraid that..." Before Yu Jinli finished, the young man opposite him received a call and headed to a hotel nearby to catch his girlfriend in the act of adultery. "Brother, you..." Everyone cried: Lord General, please take good care of your wife and don't let him throw curses around... TAT Yu Jinli felt frustrated: Obviously, I'm warning them with good intentions. The nationally acknowledged most perfect man, the young general: Dear, don't get upset because of those shortsighted people. Come home with me and I'll make you chestnuts roasted with brown sugar. Those "shortsighted" people: ... *Note: The two Chinese characters "Jin Li" in the name sounds similar to the two Chinese characters for koi fish. 'Jinli' is now a symbol of luck in internet slang.
Please Let Me Live a Lazy Life! by YohoAruto
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Basic Synopsis: Maki Tanaka is lazy. Really, that's it. Real Synopsis: Maki Tanaka had died after being pushed in front of the speeding truck. Without even a rest in between, he found himself transmigrated to the most innovated Otome Game of the Year called 'The Noblest of Love'. Honestly, Tanaka couldn't care less about being inside of an otome game. He couldn't care less about all the capture targets, the so-called villain, the heroine, and even less about the fact that he's supposed to be some cannon fodder for his brother, Edward, who is one of the capture targets, to step on. He just wanted to sleep dammit. After angering his father (therefore pissing off the rest of his family) with his listlessness, he was banished to Wisteria Estate on the other side of the capital separated from the main household. Which is awesome for Tanaka because he doesn't have to listen to his so-called 'family' prattle on and on about his uselessness. Even so, it seemed there are some things that he couldn't avoid... The villain for example. Tanaka: I'm sleepy... Villain: Then let me hold you in my arms while you sleep~ Tanaka: I'm hungry... Villain: Then I'll feed you~ Tanaka: I'm tired... Villain: A bath might help you relax. Just turn around and let me wash your back~ Tanaka: I'm sore... Villain: I can massage your body~ Tanaka: ...But it's your fault that I'm sore... (AN: The MC starts off as a child, so any romantic development would be in later chapters. Some innocent tofu-touching will happen early on though~)
Still Learning To Live As A Cultivator by Ebonsolaris
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The continuation of Learning To Live As A Cultivator When Leon awoke in another realm, beneath the fist of another, he had no clue how to deal with the change. But now, he has a home, he has a pet and he has recognition from the Institute he attends as a talent in alchemy. Oh and he also gained a husband. Good job he was gay, otherwise this might have been a problem! Life here for him is just beginning. He still has memories he wants to regain and one day, he'll convince the bees and butterflies fluttering around Jin Li that his man is off limits. And on top of that he still has to learn to live as a Cultivator. Note; Cover is Mine x
Quick Transmigration: Host Dada, This system can't keep up! by B0btheDog
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Bai Wei was a star pirate in an interstellar world who died after being betrayed by his comrades. In the afterlife, he was contracted by a system to go to various worlds and capture the affection of a target in each world in exchange for a second chance at life. But why is the host always a villain? Also, why is the target so familiar in every world??? And more importantly. Host! What are you doing?!? The host who is crying while hugging the ML with a favorability in the negatives: completing the task ML and System: ??????? Bai Wei: smiling.jpg The Crown Prince's Profit Lover: ✅ The Ex-Superstar's Alien Fan: ✅ The Spy's Loyal General: ✅ The S Class Esper's Two-Faced Lover: Ongoing This is actually my story so feel free to comment and vote!! Please Enjoy!!
I Became the Sub-Villain with Highly Intelligent Triplet Sons (BL) by annoyingweirdo24
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Ryu Seo-woo is an award-winning best vocalist who tragically died in a plane crash and transmigrated to a BL novel, "Serenade Me, My Angel," which he read out of boredom. He transmigrated into the body of the sub-villain, who shares his name but is a C-list singer with a ruined voice due to throat damage. Living in a decrepit house with his five-year-old triplet sons (Seo-jun, Seo-min, and Seo-jin) who despise him for years of neglect and verbal abuse, Seo-woo is determined to rewrite their lives. The novel's main couple, the stoic CEO Moon Woo-seok and his innocent, angelic singer Jin Yu-jin, are destined for a happy ending. In the original story, Seo-woo's character dies in a fire, leaving his genius triplets to be adopted by the main couple. However, the transmigrated Seo-woo has no intention of dying or letting the original plot play out. Can he win over his sons and forge a new path?