Chrollo takes you on a date to McDonald's. McWarnings: says the F word, H*soka is in it

Pretty much what the title says. Instead of becoming a hunter Ging convinces Gon to join the Phantom Troupe. Hisoka hates Gon. Chrollo is Gon's uncle? Illumi just wants to make money and help society. Phinks loves his cars. Kurapika runs a doughnut shop. Same old same old Big Hero 6. This is pretty much a crack idea I had at two in the morning.