Duster is a nice cool boy but people are stinky and bully him. (Perhaps one day I will pick this story back up.)

That's a big uwu

Lucas is a homosexual male. Lucas loves Ness. Ness is a heterosexual steak. Ness does not love Lucas. Tony is a homosexual unicorn that poops rainbows. Tony is obsessed with Jeff. Jeff likes bottle rockets. Not Tony. At all. So, Lucas and Tony become friends. Or, gay buddies to be exact.

This story is a joke, much like my life B) Duster takes over the world and everything becomes him because yes.