Oneshots to help PHIL your thirst for phan. Are you looking for a good time? Click now to meet Ironic meme loving trash in your area Any meme trash of Dan and Phil are my friends. WE IS A PHAMILY of SKUNK NUGGETS YO. SWIGGITY SWEED PLEASE READ.

Dan was a teenage boy who was a bit awkward and not the most popular person. He was happy, but not the happiest he could be. That was until he was told about a certain YouTuber who changes his life forever. A FICTIONAL story of how Phan became what it is today. This is a safe Phan fiction with no triggers (although if anyone disagrees be sure to let me know).

Here's some smut I've written! Each chapter is different (obviously) and I will try to incorporate some form of story so it's not just "hey I like you," "I like you too." "Let's fuck" because that's a bit boring to me. No hate if you do that, just not my style. Anyway, hope you enjoy!

A book of Dan and Phil one-shots, ranging from 300-3000 words, fluff to angst, and shitty to slightly less shitty writing. Enjoy your stay.

as fluffy as your favourite feather-filled pillow :)

All from ao3 / I didn't write any of these btw Phil tops

Dan Howell has telekinesis - a power just like out of a comic book. Yet instead of protecting the universe as a brave superhero, he hides. He hides his power and himself, fearing nothing more than getting attached to somebody and dragging them down. Of course, Phil Lester, the new kid in school, just had to come waltzing in, destroying his entire view on nearly everything in the worst (and best) ways possible. Phil's like a drug, and boy, is Dan addicted. Warning: contains self harm, depression, boyxboy, references towards abuse, and other possible triggers or content you may not be comfortable with. you can message me in private for the specifics if you feel you need it and remember to stay safe. (Top: #89 in Fanfiction, #1 in Phan!)

"New Kik Message!" Amazingphil: hello human bean Danisnotonfire: go away I suck at summaries but give this story a try {other celebrities mentioned} ****TRIGGER WARNING****