Sex. Slovo, které hýbe (nejen) světem. Dvojsmyslné situace, trapasy a humor - to vše najdete v této sbírce padesáti drabble příběhů převážně s tématikou výše zmíněnou. Dobře se bavte! A pamatujte - nic není na první pohled takové, jak to vypadá...

Vždy jsem tak nějak očekával, že mé děti nebudou normální. Přeci jen, mají moje geny. Už od jejich útlého dětství jsem byl tedy smířen s tím, že z nich vyrostou masoví vrazi, Jehovisti, novodobí diktátoři anebo zkrátka něco mezi tím. Nevím přesně co, ale kombinace všeho výše uvedeného by byla patrně vražedná, takže bych měl být nejspíš rád, že potomci nakonec skončili u psaní. Jsem za to rád? Vlastně, když se nad tím tak zamyslím, občas bych byl raději, kdyby se stali těmi masovými vrahy.

„Děti, jen pojďte blíž, přečtu vám pohádku," pověděl šedivý stařec a hrozivě se usmál, čímž odkryl pohled na těch pár žlutých zubů, co mu zbylo. „Vím, že se těšíte," pronesl směrem k pěti dětem, které seděly v křesle u krbu. Ano, všechny děti seděly na jednom křesle. Jedno vlevo, druhé vpravo, zbylé tři na nich. Jestli jim to vadilo? Těžko říct. Byly už pár týdnů mrtvé. • • • • Sbírka mnou vymyšlených strašidelných povídek. Některé budou delší, jiné kratší. Pro přehlednost a lepší čtení budou nicméně rozděleny na části po cca 500 slovech. Jelikož jsou tyto příběhy mým výtvorem, jakékoliv kopírování není povoleno. Pokud se vám líbí, budu ráda za hlasy nebo komentáře, ale na svůj profil nebo kamkoliv jinam ty příběhy laskavě nekopírujte.

"Bridget Jones with a lot more wine! This story is hilarious, feel-good and relatable in all the best ways!" - Grace K @ HQ. She's just quit her high-flying job and her marriage is coasting on fumes. Can Alice find a sense of purpose in all the madness? ***** Alice's life isn't going to plan. She's tied to her phone, pointlessly managing PR for a sinking corporate megalith. She's become a bit player in her kids' lives and her marriage is coasting on fumes. Forcing herself into action with a rash resignation, Alice sets out to make a positive impact on the world around her. But how? Meditation leads to napping and her attempts to get closer to her teenage daughter result in the discovery of a secret that left her at loss of what to do! As the months tick by and a sense of purpose continues to elude her, Alice finds herself forming bonds with the most unlikely characters: the young woman who panhandles outside her old office; the homeless boy who sits cross-legged outside the liquor store with his ginger cat; her own dog walker who, it turns out, knows a thing or two about developing a good crema. Testing the limits of marriage, motherhood and the Toronto subway system--can Alice find her way into a purpose-driven life? Or will it all be one giant hangover? [*Wattpad Editor's Pick 2018*] [[word count: 70,000-80,000 words]] Readers say: "This had me laughing so loud that my sister came to check up on me to see if I'm OK!!!" "...the new Bridget Jones, a working woman's take on the digital age." About the Author: Working mother, annoying vegetarian and red wine enthusiast, Renee lives in Toronto with her flawed but wonderful family (seriously, who left socks on the kitchen counter?) in a flawed but wonderful house (what *is* that smell in the basement?).

Jak asi vypadá život někoho, kdo ztratí svou milovanou osobu? Jak se asi takový člověk cítí? A co když se to stane mladému chlapci? Unese takovou ztrátu? A dokáže jeho prázdnotu vyplnit úplně cizí dívka?

Something's keeping seventeen-year-old Daniel up at night── something that's growing and developing within him, a certain desire he fears could bring chaos and shame upon him and everyone he knows if it ever comes to light, and things only go south when he reunites with Roger, the best friend he was forced to leave behind after moving up north. With only a telephone to keep their connection alive, the duo have successfully overcome their long-distance problem, but after a series of concerning chats over the phone, Daniel visits his old neighborhood over the spring break to confront his friend. What he finds, however, is not the good old Roger, but rather a completely new person, broken and torn on the inside. When Roger and Daniel challenge each other's secrets, what will become of them and their individual selves? © 2019 Indigo Ivy Salamander / @indigosa All Rights Reserved Featured on @lgbtq, @FreeTheLGBT, @StoriesUndiscovered & @WattpadShortStory. ~This is a Completed Short Story~

Bribed by her stubborn and terribly conceited self, Imani Ane agrees to be the personal maid of a creep whose family's a little too perfect. To the undeniably humble Ane, all's generally fine as she struts about the wealthy Campbell's residence and tends to its needy, frustratingly beautiful twig of a Master, but such mercy's bound to not last long── love is in the air with little to no patience, and so are the demons hiding in plain sight, always ready to pounce on any soul that disturbs them, even if they're Ane's own. Prepare yourselves for a wild, unforgettable mash-up of humor, psycho-thrill, and drama. © 2019-2021 Indigo Ivy Salamander / @indigosa All Rights Reserved ----- Featured in the 2022 @Wattpad Community Curator List for Hispanic and Latin American Heritage Month. Also featured as a 2020 Hidden Gem by Wattpad HQ's @WattpadExplorer. **This story contains mature content, including but not limited to graphic depictions of violence, and self-harm themes, as significant elements of its plot. It involves abuse, bullying, and neglect. I do not promote nor encourage any of the aforementioned. My characters' actions, thoughts, and values are not reflective of my own. Reader discretion is advised.** This story is a rough draft. Feel free to provide constructive feedback!

* ONC 2020 AMBASSADOR'S PICK * * ONC 2020 HONORABLE MENTION * * ONC 2020 SHORT LIST * * HIDDEN GEMS * Sean has a problem: his dreams come to life. It causes him enough trouble that he moves across the country to start fresh at Everwood Institute. But as his repetitive dreams become more vivid, he wonders if anything he sees is real, and if the black leaves Finn trails behind him are truly there... Finn tries to keep his dreams under control, but this year, he keeps dreaming the same dream. It haunts him in the day, and doesn't help when he's trying to keep his past problems separate from his present life. Then there's the matter of Sean, who leaves flowers blooming wherever he steps... As Sean and Finn grow closer, they realize there's more to their dreams - and each other - than they know. ~*~ COMPLETED | #lgbtq+ #mlm #contemporaryfantasy "How can you prove whether at this moment we are sleeping, and all our thoughts are a dream; or whether we are awake, and talking to one another in the waking state?" - Plato Prompt #15, OpenNovellaContest2020 Word Count: 21,198 words

Pomalu otevřu oči a prohlédnu si krásně vymalovaný bílý strop. Otočím hlavu na stranu a spatřím ještě spícího Huntera, jak si v klidu pochrupuje. Potichu se otočím na levý bok a začnu si prohlížet celý jeho obličej. Má tak dokonalý rysy! A je možný, aby měl kluk tak krásný řasy?! A ty jeho plný rty, co už jen čekají, kdy budou moct zase někoho políbit...

***Published in the US with Wattpad Books and in the UK under the title 'LOVE, LOCKED DOWN' -- out now in ebook and paperback, and also audiobook in the UK!*** When the London Lane apartment block is put on lockdown, its residents are in for a whirlwind week. Imogen's stuck living with a one-night-stand in Number 14, and has to face the reality that maybe it's time to grow up. Upstairs, Isla and Danny are still in their honeymoon period, and this could make or break their new relationship; meanwhile, Zach and Serena's steady relationship is on tenterhooks, and pineapple on pizza might actually be the last straw. At Number 22, Olivia's Maid of Honour duties are really pushing her to the edge as a wedding-planning weekend has turned into an entire week... And speaking of weddings, this whole thing has made Ethan realise he wants to spend the rest of his life with Charlotte - if only he can surprise her with the perfect proposal. Follow these five stories of twenty-somethings through their week of quarantine, where romances will blossom, friendships fracture, and relationships are forged that could last a lifetime. Disclaimer: This is a fictionalised and dramatised story inspired by real events that are happening right now. For the most up-to-date FACTS on Covid, you can check out https://support.wattpad.com/hc/en-us/articles/360040903132-A-message-about-COVID-19