SunDriedVampire
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Just a cliche... Peter texts the wrong number and finds a friend in a person he doesn't even know. How could this possibly go wrong you ask? Well I'm the god over these characters so it could go very wrong if that is what I wish to happen :)
(Wrong Number IronDad Fic)
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Peter: YOU ASSHOLE
???: WHAT DID I DO THIS TIME
???: PLUS WHO ARE YOU
Peter: WHAT DO YOU MEAN WHO AM I, WHO ELSE WOULD BE PISSED OFF AT YOU RIGHT NOW
???: Honestly, right now you could be any one.
???: I piss off people on a daily basis.
Peter: wait, what. Who else is mad at you? Do I need to fight someone on your behalf??!?!
???: Pretty sure I got more people wanting
me dead than dollars in my pocket.
???: Actually no, that is a false statement. I'm richer
than any other bitch on this planet.
Peter: oKaY yOu'Re NoT nEd
???: hOw Do YoU kNoW. Maybe I am Ted
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I don't own the cover art because I'm not that skilled at anything and the characters aren't mine of course because I'm poor ;) And yes the smiles are added to try and make me seem nice :)