it's zims birthday and he invited everyone in his class and Noone comes so he does something unspeakable. WARNING self harm smut harsh language harm to others if you don't like don't read

Since I kind of like this ship, I decided to make this oneshot book. So uh, yeah. I will do: Fluff 🌸 Angst 💐 Smut💮

Dib, an Irken scientist, was sent to Earth to collect samples. While collecting data and substances, his ship is broken. This leads him to be stuck on the miserable planet, as he cannot fix it. He disguises himself and moves in to a small neighborhood. To look normal, he goes to Skool. However, he meets a human. He says his name is Zim, and he has superior knowledge of engineering. Well, human engineering. ------------------------------------------------------------------ The cover was not made by me. Invader Zim was also made by Jhonen Vasquez. This was simply just an AU for it that I made/edited. Also, I overuse the word 'kid' even though they're seniors. That's my mistake, don't let that make you think they're in middle/elementary school. I'll state it again to avoid confusion. They're in hiskool.

Zim, after several years of failed attempts to take over the Earth, had been officially declared as a defect and banned from the Irken Armada. Zim now being alone and unable to leave Earth, Zim needed to find ways to sustain his life without the help of the Tallest. Due to such extreme circumstances, Zim got a job at a local coffee shop. Zim had no focus or drive to take over Earth, therefore had stopped harassing Dib constantly. Dib, confused and suspicious, stalks Zim constantly in search for any possible answers Zadr! (Will add any warnings/significant info as I update) Also I created the concept from when I worked as a barista. I dont work as a barista anymore, though that gives me more time to actually write this.

Zim is having strange dreams about his best friend, Dib has had a crush on Zim for years. Will the tension push them apart, or will they get together? Cover drawn by me. ⚠️Suggestive warning for the whole book, there will be smut in it.⚠️

This is a just for fun book that started out as oneshots in my smut and fluff book

What if Zim were desserted by his tallest? But what if Zim did something he may regret? (may contain some explite language and sexual scenes)

**F I N I S H E D** Dib has finally decided to look back over the years of fighting Zim, and now he wants to have a purpose so he starts doing real science, meanwhile Zim was informed about his whole mission to invade Earth was all a joke, and that the Tallests just wanted to get rid of him. Read to find out what happens, what emotions both Zim and Dib feel for each other....

Zim, a struggling prostitute has an unexpected visitor, the prince himself. Enjoy this tale taken from a role play I did on amino. Y'all there is a lot of smut in this, I'll put a warning on chapters if there's anything triggering, but I'm only putting one smut warning. Cover drawn by me.

(After Enter The Florpus) Zim no longer has any reason to take over Earth. The tallest won't answer his calls, and he knows that they are not coming to Earth. Since he's stuck here, he decides to spend his time with Dib. But, they start to become a little more than friends.