Dobby has always wanted clothes, but never like this. As the young house elf Dobby lives at hogwarts, He finds love with none other than the Sorting Hat itself. However, things start to get mixed up when fifth-year Harry Potter gets in the way of Dobby's feelings for the Sorting Hat. (THIS BOOK IS A JOKE ENJOY THE WEIRDNESS)

Niall and Harry are married with 3 kids already, Louis - 16, Zayn - 14 and Liam -6. Both guys decide on adding one more member to their already big family. When Harry has trouble getting pregnant one last time fights break out and things get tense. Will something as small as a baby ruin their relationship? *This story contains swearing and smut*