--- the first words your soulmate says to you are tattooed somewhere on your body. the words appear on your 20th birthday. johnathan "j" schlatt is a tired, sarcastic, broke, coffee-addicted second year business major with a habit of chewing pens and smoking cigarettes. he doesn't want a soulmate, so he keeps quiet. wilbur soot is in love the moment he hears him speak. --- •schlattbur college/soulmate au •usually wilbur-oriented •includes some background ships •lowercase intentional [highest tags - #9 trooper ; #48 schlattbur] !!! MOST LIKELY DISCONTINUED !!! - edited on 5/27/21 to remove techno's real name :] if i'm gonna keep this up, the least i can do is respect that boundary

!!!requests are open!!! something i can do if i don't wanna work on my other books lol :)

[possibly discontinued oops] a collection of youtuber oneshots because i can ✨

❝ 𝒚𝒐𝒖𝒓 𝒄𝒊𝒕𝒚 𝒈𝒂𝒗𝒆 𝒎𝒆 𝒂𝒕𝒉𝒔𝒎𝒂 // 𝒔𝒐 𝒕𝒉𝒂𝒕'𝒔 𝒘𝒉𝒚 𝒊'𝒎 𝒇𝒖𝒄𝒌𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒍𝒆𝒂𝒗𝒊𝒏𝒈 ❞ in which i write abt whatever the fuck i want disclaimer: i will not take down any chapters unless i see fit, so please do not comment telling me to do so. you will be ignored

honestly this is just a little drabble enabled by twitter moots SO. come get yalls juice >:)

smut chapters marked with an *! oneshots and drabbles mainly! #1 in trooper

NOT SHIPPING, THIS IS FOR FUN AND STILL I WILL DELETE IT IF ANY OF THE TWO STATE THAT THIS TYPE OF CONTENT MAKES THEM UNCOMFORTABLE A series of "short" chapters that can be read individually but that also make a whole story. I make fun of britain for absolutely no reason, Schlatt and Wilbur insult each other, this is all very absurd. Minx and Niki show up, and they're as dumb, and nearly as gay. Also ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE AU LOTS OF ZOMBIES DYING IN ABSURD MANNERS OK BYE I'll upload a presentable cover, I swear.

"would you look at that.. they say stray eyelashes bring good luck, have you ever heard of that?" jebediah questioned the bartender, holding up the object in between himself and the confused worker. "i'm not sure i have.. but you do you, man." the worker didn't seem too interested, but the other had a sheepish smile on his face for the first time this week. jeb chuckled to himself, staring at the eyelash resting at the top of his finger, starting to quietly quote something funny under his breath. "i need someone to be my friend- maybe send me an angel.. the nicest angel you have." with a snicker, he blew the eyelash off his finger, and watched it land behind the bartender's table. almost as if following the quote, jeb heard loud laughter from the other side of the room, coincidentally from the mysterious person up on the stage he was fascinated with just mere seconds ago. ..is that supposed to be his angel?

These will just be oneshots of Wilbur and Schlatt. Some will be platonic and some will be romantic. When I do romantic I'm mostly basing this off their dynamic together and the way they act on camera. Please don't try to shove the non existent relationship down their throats. If there are any major problems, I will delete the romantic oneshots. Now I'm not really great at writing, so give me a break. But really, feel free t o give tips and constructive criticism :) 5/22/20- 100 reads :D ty! 5/26/20- 200 reads :DD thank you!! 5/27/20- 300 reads, thank you so much <3 6/1/20- 400 reads, Pog! :D 6/3/20- 500 reads, half way to 1k, THANK YOU :DDDD 6/8/20- 600 reads!! <3 6/12/20- 700 reads!! <33 6/15/20- HOLY SHIT WE CLOSE BOYS AND GIRLS AND NONBINARY PEOPLE 6/17/20- SO CLOSE TO 1K, CELEBRATORY CHAPTER COMIN SOON 6/19/20- WE HIT 1K, WOOO CELEBRATORY CHAPTER COMING TODAY OR TOMORROW THANK YOU SO MUCH!!