--- the first words your soulmate says to you are tattooed somewhere on your body. the words appear on your 20th birthday. johnathan "j" schlatt is a tired, sarcastic, broke, coffee-addicted second year business major with a habit of chewing pens and smoking cigarettes. he doesn't want a soulmate, so he keeps quiet. w...
!!!requests are open!!! something i can do if i don't wanna work on my other books lol :)
[possibly discontinued oops] a collection of youtuber oneshots because i can ✨
❝ 𝒚𝒐𝒖𝒓 𝒄𝒊𝒕𝒚 𝒈𝒂𝒗𝒆 𝒎𝒆 𝒂𝒕𝒉𝒔𝒎𝒂 // 𝒔𝒐 𝒕𝒉𝒂𝒕'𝒔 𝒘𝒉𝒚 𝒊'𝒎 𝒇𝒖𝒄𝒌𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒍𝒆𝒂𝒗𝒊𝒏𝒈 ❞ in which i write abt whatever the fuck i want disclaimer: i will not take down any chapters unless i see fit, so please do not comment telling me to do so. you will be ignored
honestly this is just a little drabble enabled by twitter moots SO. come get yalls juice >:)
smut chapters marked with an *! oneshots and drabbles mainly! #1 in trooper
NOT SHIPPING, THIS IS FOR FUN AND STILL I WILL DELETE IT IF ANY OF THE TWO STATE THAT THIS TYPE OF CONTENT MAKES THEM UNCOMFORTABLE A series of "short" chapters that can be read individually but that also make a whole story. I make fun of britain for absolutely no reason, Schlatt and Wilbur insult each other, this i...
"would you look at that.. they say stray eyelashes bring good luck, have you ever heard of that?" jebediah questioned the bartender, holding up the object in between himself and the confused worker. "i'm not sure i have.. but you do you, man." the worker didn't seem too interested, but the other had a sheepish smile o...
These will just be oneshots of Wilbur and Schlatt. Some will be platonic and some will be romantic. When I do romantic I'm mostly basing this off their dynamic together and the way they act on camera. Please don't try to shove the non existent relationship down their throats. If there are any major problems, I will de...
Please read the disclaimer chapter before commenting anything. Please. Includes fluff, angst and MAYBE some suggestive material so like.. if u don't like that I'm sorry but just don't read it Requests are welcome I am aware of the irl shipping discourse going on right now and if anyone involved in this book has a prob...
[DISCONTINUED] A collection of schlttbr one shots. Writing in the first two chapters are of a different style to the rest of the oneshots. I don't write these anymore.
In the century of massive technological advancements, VR has become so immersive you can feel physical pain from taking damage. In multiplayer worlds, some people like to take advantage of that. But Wilbur likes to take the safe route. He works at a bakery in the town of his favorite medieval based game to level up. I...
