mermaid-klance
AJR gets stabbed by a unicorn shortly after the Neotheater World Tour and they are dying in a hospital. Ryan has the idea of summoning a demon, which they do. They end up summoning Crowley who agrees to save their lives on one condition: they must embark on an epic quest to help him find the unicorn that stabbed them.
I have no idea why I wrote this. This is utter trash/crack. Enjoy, I guess. AJR, if you are reading this, I am so sorry.