Kiss a few frogs to find your prince they said, Olamide Matthews was tired of kissing frogs. Whoever came up with that saying was dumb. She was done kissing frogs, in-fact she was done kissing anything. Being independent and Smart was what She understood but Men she couldn't understand. Finally they found the bed, Tommy slowly kissed her neck and the back of her ear, He took his time to study her and saw how she reacted with each touch. How when he touched her she'd let out a purr or a short intake of breath. The electricity of pleasure ran through Ola's spine and she couldn't hold her screams anymore. He hadn't even touched her yet and her legs were already quavering. Mature content Contains smut.

"why can't you just stop pushing me?" I asked him. I was damn fraustated , leading me on and then pushing me back. one step forward , three steps backward. I was tired of it. "Because love is too hard. " Mercy Peters , a freshman in the university of Lagos. all she wanted was to make friends , spend her four years quickly and leave. But her plan takes a whole plot twist . Paul Hakeem , is your typical bad boy , with the piercings, player image and well a whole lot of enemies. His whole plan was to not let anyone in but what if that plan was too hard to follow. ranked; #1 in Lekki #1 in Lagos #4 in hard out of 7.1k #7 in Africa out of 4.9k #14 in Nigeria #5 in new writer out of 4.6k #16 in college stories all copy rights reserved WARNING; MISTAKES AND ERROR BUT BEAR WITH ME. STARTED ; MAY 1ST 2020 FINISHED;

" Idara it's not like that , let me explain . " He said begging her again but she had made up her mind. "Look everything and everyone is saying it's true . " "And you just have to believe me please , just listen to my explanation. " "I don't think I can. " She said as she turned to find her way home. Peter Idara is your average Nigeria girl going to an average school and living an average life with her family. one day her father social status changed to rich and then everything changed , her life , school , friends and it's all because of a wish . Royal academy is one of the top richest secondary schools in Nigeria , with lots of rich students. Femi Davies happens to be one of the members of this school and not only an ordinary member but also the richest and did I forget to mention that he is also part of the most popular group in the school . What happens when Idara transferred to this school and caught the attention of not only the queen bees but also the bad boy of the school. Will they understand each other and become friends or more than. Ranked ; # 1 in Lekki #22 in wish out of 6.35k #2 in lagos #26 in Africa #15 in school romance #14 in new writer #20 in family and friends Started on the : 23 of August 2019 Ended on the : 16 of April 2020 Hey everyone this is my first serious book on wattpad . Warning: it's not edited Thanks for giving this book a shot ❤️❤️

A list of Nigerian jokes all in one 😅😂

If you're Nigerian you already know what's next, if you're not, venture if you dare. But I welcome all to a world of memes, puns and tribal stereotypes.

Comedy that would make you crack your ribs.

Chizaram's life is simple. There are only three things that matter to her. Number one is her Family, which is also the most important. Number two is the not very strict, not very adhered rules that her parents have put in place for her and her siblings And number three, trying her best to be a good person to everyone around her despite the blatant rudeness of the people in her life. When things around her begin to change she is forced to see that sometimes families separate, and rules are just things that tell us how to live our lives and sometimes we end up doing more harm than good to those we intend to help. Sometimes doing good things doesn't make us good people, just like doing bad things doesn't make us bad people. Life is no more black and white...at least to her not anymore. °°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°° This is a work of fiction. Names, characters, businesses, places and incidents are either the product of the author's imagination or are used fictitiously. Any resemblance to actual persons living or dead, events or locales is entirely coincidental. All rights reserved. No part of this book may be reproduced or transmitted in any form or by any means whatsoever without prior permission in writing from the author. I do not own the picture used for the book cover. All credits goes to whoever owns the picture. First Published - September 13, 2019 Finished-??? Very slow updates.

Eh hen....................Really? Eh hen....................I told you so! Eh hen....................I remember! Eh hen....................Please continue Eh hen....................And so what? Eh hen....................Can I help you? Eh hen....................As I was saying... Eh hen....................Really? Eh hen....................I'm shocked. Eh hen....................See yourself? Why? Because it's in our blood!

Geoff and Naomi are dead, and they're depressed, but when Geoff's cat Bernie dies as well, they embark on a wild journey to find it in the underworld. ***** When Geoff dies, alongside his girlfriend Naomi, they end up sharing an apartment in the Underworld as skeletons. But after a few years, Geoff starts suffering a mid-death crisis. What's the purpose of going through the motions as a skeleton if you can't really live? Then he gets word that his cat, Bernie, just died and he can collect him and bring him home! Geoff and Naomi hurry to get Bernie only to discover that, due to a clerical error, their cat has been lost. With the hunt for Bernie giving new purpose to Geoff's un-life, he and Naomi begin a quest to get back their cat. Battling skeleton pirates, climbing the sky ladder and facing off against the villain who took Bernie, Geoff is determined to find his purpose - or die a second time trying! [[2018 Wattys Winner - The Originals]] [[word count: 30,000-40,000 words]]

**You can currently find the beginning of the rewritten version on my profile here on Wattpad.** What would you do if you lived the life as Clover Thompson: the nerd during the school day and Lucky, the supermodel after school hours. She has been a model since she was 15 years old for all different types of company's. She at first started out modeling for company's like: Hollister, Aeropostale, Wet Seal, but once she was allowed to started modeling for Victoria Secret. And now she's the number one model in the world. No one knows her little modeling secret except her family and best friend Tori, and no one would suspect it when she wears: fake glasses, a wig, and a fake retainer. But what happens when the player/bad boy of the school, Andrew Carter, gets assigned to work on a project with Clover and she is forced to spend time with him? Will he find out her secret? How long can Clover keep her double life a secret ? ------------------------------------- This Story is completed but it needs to be edited which I am slowly doing. But for those who don't mind grammar mistakes then my writing does gets better throughout the series. Anyway, I hope you all enjoy the first book of The Undercover Saga!(: Xx My lovely Cover is made by: @heights Ranked #1 in Teen Fiction multiple times!