Basically what the title says, just some of the adventures of Ironman being a dad and also some random adventures with the avengers ;) Also to my friends who have me here, welcome to my nerdy side. You chose to deal with me so haha ;)))) THE COVER WAS MADE BY @starwolf_moon SO THANK YOU SO MUCH!! - My requests are temporarily closed until further notice! - don't be ghosts I want to hear what you think about my stories. - the characters are obviously not mine - there are going to be mentions of bullying, anxiety, torture, blood, vulgar language that cap may not approve of, and maybe a tad bit of angst although I'm not good at it. If you have a problem with any of these DO NOT PROCEED! I care about you all and I want you to get help when you need it! - most importantly... enjoy!

Co-written with Vala 411! SUMMARY: Zombie/Apocalypse/Humour AU. Berk's most misunderstood dragon rider shares his essential tips on surviving the end of the world! Disclaimer: We don't own How To Train Your Dragon. Rights remain with Cressida Cowell and Dreamworks. We don't own any zombies either (not for lack of trying-and I'm still suspicious about that porg...). No dragons, donkeys, pinecones or dragon riders were harmed in the making of this fiction.

FoR a HeAlThY dOsE oF iNsAnItY cOmE iNsIdE iT's FuN iNsIdE

'Astrid! I'm not letting you fall!' I felt her fingers begin to slip through mine. I gripped her hand tighter. 'It's ok, Hiccup, you can't save me, not this time.' It scared me, how calm Astrid was while she was hanging off a cliff. 'No! Astrid!' I felt tears running down my face as she let go of my hand. 'NO!' I locked eyes with her, as she fell. She smiled sadly, mouthing the words: Goodbye, my love...