𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑷𝒆𝒓𝒇𝒆𝒄𝒕 𝑺𝒄𝒉𝒐𝒐𝒍
no spoilers~ ♥︎
Everything in this fanfic including the author's notes is SATIRE. This is inspired by @rae_thereader's Y/N slander stories and @don't_mind_me's rusame parody. Throw in all the memes and references to popular movies and shows it is not meant to be taken seriously!
Donald Trump has downloaded a cool app with a yellow ghost, Snapchat. He adds a mysterious man called 'YaDaddyBoi Spaghetti ✨.' Could this escalate into something more than just an online friendship?
Angelina is a mouse. Thomas is a train. Can they ever be?
The love story of Donald trump and Shrek
There was nothing more terrifying than a defective Gem, especially a defective Pearl. And no one was more scared of her than Blue Pearl, who was perfect. When Blue Diamond's army kidnapped Rose's Pearl for ransom, Blue Pearl is ordered to watch the defective Gem. The Pearl was dangerous, blunt, and everything Pearls w...
After a fight with Pearl and Peridot at the warp pads, Peridot realizes a secret kept from her for thousands of years after the war. And it may affect the way the Crystal Gems feel about her. Cover by kowskie on Tumblr, check out her Tumblr for more adorbable Pealridot art!
Pearl finds Peridot lost, and she didn't know what do with her. Pearl's options were: Expose Peridot or Hang out. Well, who knows? Link to the Eastern Philosophers vs Western Philosophers https://youtu.be/0N_RO-jL-90 This is the first book I have written with a optional chapter. MR HOOPER! I'm sorry, I'm so random. Ju...