"The world is ending in 7 days and I'm going to die beside the most dysfunctional idiot that has ever graced the face of this Earth." A smile tugs the corners of Taehyung's lips and she can see her own reflection in his eyes, glittering with the bright lights reflected from the street. It's funny how we only notice how beautiful the smallest details can be when we know it'll all fade away to dust soon. Taehyung's voice resonates in her ears, a deep humming interlacing it as he says, "We're all going to die." He says it like he's already resigned to his fate, to the fate of the world. It sounds like a death sentence until he raises both hands above his head and does a single loud clap. "But we're going down with a bang." Or: That one cliché au where world is ending; a lonely girl and a drunkard boy decide to clear up their mistakes and make their remaining days worthwhile. WRITTEN FOR AND DEDICATED TO @hoperadio, my best friend and soulmate. i'm happy she could read this before she passed. "I honestly do not even know what to say. You took my worst nightmare/fear and turned it into this beautiful thing. This was so hard to read but I'm glad I did." - athenalovesff "First time I'm actually crying reading a book. And believe me, it's difficult as hell to make me cry." - taehyungtastykookies [COMPLETED] © whippednation 2019

"I suppose you would have to kiss my ass - unless, you want an eviction notice." The bubbling tea in his teashop is hot and so is his landlord, Kim Taehyung, who only accepts female tenants. If desperation has a strong role in Park Jimin's apartment hunt, he'd have to kiss his pride goodbye and (hopefully) his landlord's fine ass instead. Sometimes, any news - good or bad - has to be taken with a pinch of salt, thus pepping up the splendid tea that life can be. a vmin fanfiction awards； • ships category first place, trivia awards 2020-21 completed, unedited. started；28th september, 2020 completed；20th october, 2020 copyright；© maits 2020 romance/humour/crack

On July 6th, in celebration of National Fried Chicken Day: Namjoon SEEMS calm but is lowkey having a mental breakdown. Jin is silent along with Hoseok, and Yoongi looks like his head will bust out in flames any second now. Taehyung's a blind moron that can't read the situation, while Jimin's a floundering goldfish with a gun, and Jungkook's busy trying to open his packet of hot cheetos. And Hyemi? Well, she's being a sarcastic idiot making jokes out of the fact that she's bleeding on the cold floor, which is almost causing Jin to burst into laughter. Almost. How did a normal fried chicken delivery turn out this way? All rights reserved © 2020 by Jia