SORRY FOR THIS LMAO But uhh coop and noah smut I don't condone or ship any real life people. This is purely fiction. Also it doesn't work when I try and put a cover 💔💔 Idk y

It's the only genuine vanilla-type smut you'll ever read on this account. Enjoy it while it lasts

smut chapters marked with an *! oneshots and drabbles mainly! #1 in trooper

Yes this is where Obama x Schlatt resides This is just gonna be random one-shots featuring CallMeCarson and his friends. These aren't serious! I REPEAT NOT SERIOUS!!!! I was just having fun practicing my creative writing skills. These aren't meant to offend anyone, just for fun. I REPEAT JUST FOR FUN. THESE ARE WRITTEN IN THE MOST SARCASTIC AND UNSERIOUS WAY POSSIBLE. Its meant for fun and not meant to kill people, ruin people's lives, hurt children, hurt animals, or anything bad. ALL FUN. I'm a firm believer in not censoring writing or telling someone to not write a book on a topic that you might not enjoy. If you don't like one-shots then get off my page and off my book. Just because you don't like it doesn't mean others don't. Sorry, not sorry. If any of the people featured DIRECTLY contact me saying they're uncomfortable with the one-shots they will be deleted. I'm not gonna delete anything unless they directly come to me. Edit: I'm done. I'm not writing these anymore. I'm sorry I just can't take it anymore. Edit 2: fuck Carson man that was fucked.

no x readers may include smut requests: open who i will do: basically everyone, except - Junkyjanker - Reflexxx - IamTy - Skydoesminecraft (Netnobody) - Schlatt