hey wassup my children it's me, God I'm sorta new to these "technology" you humans created gosh I feel so old

🚫18+🚫 (Just a warning, I know some if y'all aren't 18 👀) Yes this is purely satire but I promise it will be interesting. I'm going to update whenever and idk if I'll even finish it so bear with me 😹 Also smut and swearing warning for gay and hetero seggs 👁👅👁 All of you reading this are going to hell so I'll see you there. Also please don't forget to vote and comment for reach love you!!!

I'm so sorry for this

(Wholesome?) stories of y/n and their bff, jesus most no-no words are censored Including but not limited to: - Jesus paints your nails -Jesus sleepover! - Jesus gets cyberbullied -Jesus says a bad word :o -Jesus goes to the hype house -Jesus self-diagnoses himself with depression -Jesus gets the coronavirus -jesus becomes a minecraft streamer -jesus gets arrested for being too thicc no disrespect to jesus, i love you man

A bob Ross fanfic, twitch.tv/paigeexe

this is an abomination

Pixar Theory to the max. Enter a world with your favorite animated characters, but this time they might be a little different than you remember ;) Action, comedy, and innuendo reign supreme in these delightful and shocking tales that you will find yourself hating, but becoming strangely attached to. *Fourth Entry in Shared Universe* Buzz and Woody find themselves in a troublesome situation when Bo Peep is sent away, and all they have left is eachother. While the world tries to drag them apart, Woody and Buzz must fight for the one thing worth fighting for: love.