A very complex and slightly realistic story about a boy named Draco Malfoy falling in love with an apple.

A steamy love affair between your best boi todo and a sexy old wizard, Dumblewhore (Wtf is my life)

He was just a blond slytherin. Her a talking pig. They were in love... or so they thought. Peppa has noticed Draco has been different lately. More... distant. Draco has met Apple and she turned his world upside down, he had completely forgotten about peppa! Peppa needs to win Draco back, whatever the cost.