Nine ridiculously noisy and downright chaotic boys all work together and live under one roof. What could possibly go wrong? AKA: Stray Kids' dorm is a chaotic mess but they're family and that makes it all ok. AKA: Chan and Co. have their hands full raising five actual literal children, but it's fine because they've got his back as much as he's got theirs. Non-chronological in terms of chapters, but I tried to be consistent in terms of actual timelines. Woojin is present in any chapters that took place in the earlier days, for continuity's sake. PG-13 at most for swearing, no romantic ships, may contain strictly parental-esque discipline in some chapters. Lots of fluff, some hurt/comfort and pathetic attempts at humour. ***Disclaimer*** This is a work of fanFICTION, as in, the events in this story are made up. Let's see where this journey takes us, shall we?

"who knew twitter could get so gay" - in which taehyung is added to a group chat full of crackheads and sex-addicts, and he doesn't realise that his soulmate is in that dreadful twitter group chat

ғʟᴜғғ, sᴍᴜᴛ, ᴇᴛᴄ, ʙᴜᴛ ᴍᴀᴋᴇ ɪᴛ ғᴀɴᴀʀᴛ. ᴄʀᴇᴅɪᴛ ᴛᴏ ᴛʜᴇ ᴏᴡɴᴇʀs ᴏғ ᴛʜᴇ ᴀʀᴛᴡᴏʀᴋs; ɪ ᴄᴀɴ'ᴛ ᴅʀᴀᴡ ғᴏʀ sʜɪᴛ.

Where suddenly Yoongi snapped and pushed a fan out of his way to get to his ride. Yoongi pushes a fan to her knees making them bleed, now he has been cursed and has to forgive for what he did. Now that Yoongi has been cursed, the rest of BTS has to take care of him and the girl who has cursed him. But now his life will be soon messed up.

in which yoongi is small and hoseok is perfectly okay with that ✧ dd/lb • fluff/smut

btssss

[COMPLETED] Jungkook used to be the only Little, until he was not. And well, things did not turn out the way it was supposed to be... **Cross-posted from AO3 under leann_lyl** **Edited all chapters on 10/02/2020**

In which Namjoon is lonely and Seokjin is a Turkish Angora cat hybrid. - hybrid!au !currently editing! start: 10/03/20 end: ---