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Yan Chi was an orphan who had scraped a living together. One day, he received a job offer from a school-high salary, good benefits-and immediately packed his bags.
On his first day, one of his students died in a classroom brawl. Yan Chi fainted from shock, and the principal rushed him to the infirmary.
The next day, the supposedly deceased student apologetically appeared to apologize. Yan Chi fainted again, and the principal reappeared as an ambulance.
By his nth day, Yan Chi was unfazed by the students' bizarre behavior.
A student died? No problem, they'd resurrect themselves.
A student resurrected someone? No problem, he'd bury them again.
A student's plant killed a cow? No problem, the student already gave him a new one.
The students weren't human? No problem, he was.
Later, Yan Chi discovered he wasn't human either. He sipped his goji berry tea, calmly remarking, "No problem; none of them around me are human."
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**not the author, just a translator who use Machine Translate and edit it to be more readable.