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"I'm here for you whenever you need me." "Liar, you are not pizza." ••• A text story.

"Take a picture it will last longer, Princess." His green orbs meet my brown ones. I cock my head to the side innocently. "Portrait or landscape?" Harlow Valentine is a girl who doesn't tolerate nonsense from anyone, especially the school's notorious bad boy, Ace King. When Ace decided to pull a harmless prank by spray painting Harlow's car, he had no idea it would spark a full-blown prank war, with Harlow leading the charge! Story includes: • explicit language! HIGHEST RANKING- #2 chicflic 11/19/2020 #3 badboy 2/24/21 #19 teenfiction 2/2/23 #1 newgirl 7/23/2020 #1 player 9/4/2020 #8 teenromance 7/31/2020 #38 romance 8/25/2020 #4 humor 8/28/2020 #1 prankvsprank 6/1/2020 #19 highschool 8/30/2020 #1 pranks 11/21/2020 This book is mine.⁉️

"You're nothing but a worthless slut!" Johnathan bellowed making me stop in my tracks. Out of all the things he has said to me, that one sentence pushed me over the edge. I turned around and glared. I clenched my fist and stalked towards him. He looked confused and unaware what I was doing until I punched his jaw with all my might. He fell on the floor holding his bleeding jaw and groaning. I turned around and walked away. "I'm not a slut!" I yelled before kicking down the door and exiting the school. ************************************** Rosie Ryder is being forced to marry by her slutty mother. Her mother has tried bribing her into seeing the marriage as a good thing but Rosie hasn't gave in. So spending her last year of freedom Rosie has stopped being homeschooled and spends her senior year in a public school. With fake identity and new look she is hell bent on making her own choices for once. She hates being compared to her mother. Johnathan Beckett is an alpha who has to pose as a senior in high school to spy on his rival pack. He wants to find his mate but his anger issues get in the way when he does find her. Rosie won't fall for the alpha so easily. THIS IS NOT A CLICHE Credits: original owners of the pictures Highest rank: #8 in werewolf on June 2nd #15 in fighting

Len has found his mate, but there's an unexpected obstacle. He's recessive. Len thought that he would always love Ahote, and all he had to do was grow up and claim him. Before he could come of age and confess his feelings to the man he loved, a Siberian wolf from Russia had beat him to the task. Lost, confused, and not knowing how to handle his dreams being crushed, Len decides to pursue an architecture degree in Toronto to get away from his pack in Alberta when he turned eighteen. That's where he met Adyen. His mate, and recessive werewolf that thinks he's a human. [Wattpad Editor's Pick.]

Twenty-three-year-old Riley Eames is still haunted by the heartbreak from three years ago. After the unexpected encounter with rising Hollywood star Ashe Hunter, will she finally open up or will her heart stay tormented by the past? *** After being dumped three years ago by her celebrity boyfriend, Riley Eames remained unable to truly heal and move on. So when he invites her to meet up in a hotel, she agrees, albeit reluctantly. But plans are ruined when she gets stuck in an elevator with British actor Ashe Hunter. They may have hit it off at the start but it would take a lot of convincing before Riley lets him into her life. With all the doubts and baggage that's coming back from her past, will another celebrity open up Riley's heart? Cover Designed By Daniela

Amanda Jones and Christian Matthews, the two best friends that everyone thought was a couple. The were the closest pair of friends you would ever meet. They did everything together. They were two peas in a pod, inseperable. Until that was all thrown away when a misundersranding occured causing them to part ways. Now in their Senior year, Christian finds out something about Amanda that he failed to learn. When an accident happens, it draws them back together to rekindle their friendship. But could it be something more than just friendship? Find out in "Loving My Best friend" ********************* I swear the story is way better than this stupid description. I'm really sorry, I'm not that good with descriptions. Leave comments and express your opinions. This book was previously called 'Lucky'.