"You're my number Five."// "Damn, I thought I was your number One."" . . Highest ranking: - #1 in Aidan Gallagher - #1 in Wattpad - #1 in umbrellaacademy (Not a fan anymore, but I'm still proud of this story, and I'm keeping it up for all you AG fans out there :)

A book of sarcastic comebacks and phrases that can be used in almost any situation. Enjoy :) A taste of what's in this book: Random Person" What are you doing here!?" Me: " I was too hot for heaven and too cool for h*ll so I'm stuck here." #12 in Random 09-04-17 Disclaimer: I did invent most of these comebacks but some are also from books or social media so don't sue me. All photo rights go to original owners. Beautiful cover by: @ghastlybeauty_ Please don't copy this book. Thanks❤

I couldn't sleep, and I wouldn't, I needed to stay awake in case she needed me. Laying on the small couch under my blanket I pulled out my phone, went on to notes and began to type. My fingers typed at a very quick speed as I let myself drown and sink deeper into my trail of thought. Taking a quick break I looked over to Rose, whom was soundly asleep now, smiling to myself I went back to typing...

You're a lone killjoy, just trying to live your life. You meet up with the Fab Four and you and Party Poison immediately clash. You don't get along. You hate him with your entire soul. Right? (Reader has they/them pronouns bc i have they/them pronouns.)

Allison's life was total hell until she runs away and calls a certain person for help. What will happen when she meets her all time crush, and get closer? Will she push him away or keep him close for a shoulder to cry on...? Read more to find out.

Cyndy, a normal girl that lives with her brother, Ronnie Radke, gets drapped on his first big tour. She meets the band for the first time when the bus leaves for the first gig and spots a black hair british guy, Jacky Vincent. She amadently is attractied. Around the third day he admits his feelings for her, but are frightend by her brother. They keep the relationship hide, so they thought.

Y/n walked into her brother's house, Frank Gioia aka Crankthatfrank. When she suddenly runs into someone. Who could this be? Well it's kind of in the title, but read on and find out what happens!