this was inspired by The Milk fic, and Gerard way's hair ;)

When Dan and Phil bake a batch of cupcakes, Dan has other plans than just eating them

Why did I write this

Bob is this really random guy who wanders across town and buys fruit from this really high guy because he's hungry. These fruits aren't ordinary, however. Bob goes to his weird scientific friend named Matt who gives him a weird scientific idea to solve the problem. Will Bob finally get to eat the fruit? (TRIGGER WARNING: hahahahahahahahaha nope. not today. only a little cursing and one kiss. this is a pretty stupid story anyways.)

inspired by a comment on asotm ch 12 alive also i rly have to pee

A disturbing fanfic that well..... (not written by me)