❝All praise bts.❞ (Basically a book of lame ass jokes, facts, and wise words from the bangtan gods.) - Highest ranking #1 in fanfiction. Stand-alone sequel: Bangtan Bible: New Testament. --- kinkykook 2017 no plagiarism © all rights reserved

In which a girl accidentally sends nudes to the hottest boy in school - Min Yoongi cover done by the amazing @taemptaejeon 💕

"what the?" in which hoseok accidentally sent a snap of his nipples to a random girl.

"I'm like pi baby, I'm really long and I go on forever." in which jeon jungkook likes to annoy and tease his math teacher.

「 why are you always in my business? 」 ⋆ min yoongi © uwulzzang

you lied. weren't we supposed to have a happy ending together?

"oops. i saw that." in which a girl saw taehyung spraying paint on the principal's car and now taehyung has to treat her to food to keep her quiet. [ story idea from peachytae ]

"She's mine..." "Nothing will keep her from me...." *hysterical laugh* "More like no one will get in my way..." *stands in the moonlight while the moon glistens on the bloody knife in his hand*

"hey so my wi-fi kinda broke down and i was wondering if i could use your wi-fi? if yes, what's your wi-fi password?" in which a girl who tries to figure out her neighbour's wi-fi password.