dont put this in a reading list please

it was a cold late night in the studio. dr phil and steve Harvey were trapped with no source of warmth besides their naked bodies.

So this is like the Shrek Is Love,Shrek Is Life thing so um okay:'). Yeah maybe check out my other story if you want I guess okay bye.

Just where i put down my fave insults to help ya'll fight a bitch verbally

Barack Obama was a guest judge on the X Factor. Harry Styles was a dashing young contestant. Harry Styles may not have won the contest, but he won Barack's heart. *highest ranking: #1 in Barack Obama and #1 in Hobama, more importantly: #1 in your heart*

"No I can't take my eyes off you Girl the way you move Every color, every flavor, every night Imma savor you"

The Once-ler and You is a collection of various short stories and one shots. Each one is either a Once-ler x Reader or Greed-ler x Reader story. Every fanfic has a description on the page called "Table of Contents". And yes, these stories are safe to read.

Let's just say prepare to have an unholy mind after this

"You broke my first rule," I whispered in her left ear as I pulled down her underwear under the table slowly with my hungry fingers. "Why are you wearing underwear around me?" "Behave, Please..." Her voice quivered by the pleasure between her legs, begging her throat not to let out deep moans in front of her parents. "I'll punish you later." In her parents' eyes, I'm the perfect kid. In their daughter's bedroom, I'm the worst criminal. Dark secrets, critical past. My dirty wishes are her nightmares. { #4- Chicklit } { #9- Young Adult } { #4 - New adult } { # 40 - Teen Fiction} { # 1- Sexual } { # 7- Short-story } { #28- Romance } { #8 - Teen Romance } { #1 - Teenagers }

"Chilling in my comfy onesie! Chilling, chilling, chilling in my unicorn onesie!" I sang while doing a little dance. Then I heard laughing behind me. "Who goes there?" I said spinning around and doing a ninja pose. Oh my lord! Nosebleed! I am looking at two (hot) guys right now. One was laughing and one was glaring. My eyes narrowed on the one laughing. Is he laughing at me??? "What you laughing at? Huh? Huh? You wanna piece of me? Do ya? Come on I'll take you! I'll beat you're arse!" I said jumping back and fourth on my heels. "Blake you idiot, stop laughing and get her or so help me I will kick you in the throat!" Mr. Grumpy threatened. "Whaaa???" I questioned confuzzled. "Why you so mean to me?" He whined but walked to me anyways. "Shut up, I'll start the van." He growled and left the room. Whoah, someone's on there period. And I am one hundred percent sure it's not me. "Come on, let's go." Blake said picking me up bridal style. "What? No! I don't wanna! I don't wanna!" I yelled thrashing in his arms. "To late" he smirked and placed me in the van. uh-oh. *** Ladies and gentleman, I introduce to you, Maya Greene, 18 year old girl. She is your bubbly, weird, and as some people may say, very childish kind of girl. But what can you say? She is a child at heart. What will happen after she get kidnapped? Read to find out! Enjoy!