So you've heard of the zombie apocalypse right? Of course you have. You've probably read books on it, watched films about it, played games based on it. You don't really believe in it, do you? Viruses, crazy science experiments, radioactive waste; the lot. What a load of nonsense, you laugh. Wrong. What I'm about to tell you is not nonsense. The zombie apocalypse really did happen to me. Now before you dismiss this book as just another story about someone who happens to be stumbling along through life pursued by zombies, why don't you just give it a go? You know you want to...