*DISCLAIMER* I did not write this story. Just a fan girl passing on the phandom.

This is a collab with my gf, Beware_Im_a_fangirl! Her part will be even more disturbing so be ready

in which phil finds an old baseball bat and has a fun idea we're sorry idea by noodles // written by turtle

Warning this is smut In a car With Dan and Phil Enjoy!

•warning- X reader• •many fandoms included, not just the phandom• •I wrote this when I was bored, don't judge me•

Don't cry... Craft

Dan and Phil are in a car and cheeky stuff happens ;)) -this was written when i was in the fandom. dark days man, dark days-

dans ass is fucking gross. let's find out why. idk enjoy.

You've heard about all the Cherry's and milk and hamsters, but have you heard of sticks? I'm literally sorry, Dan and Phil made a vid called the DRUMMER CHALLENGE and I got excited and commented on it called the stick fic and look where I am. please comment how you felt about it and if anyone popular is reading this rn, plz don't show dnp. I love them with all my non existent heart. ok you can now read. PLUS! IM NOT DAN AND PHIL!! IM JUST A SAD AND MESSED UP PHANGIRL!!

"Dan watched Phil eat his cereal. he was so turned on by the way the spoon entered Phil's mouth..."