Read me, I'm funny.

The clue is in the title DISCLAIMERS: 1) NONE OF THESE BELONG TO ME IN ANY WAY AT ALL EVEN SLIGHTLY 2)I LITERALLY KNOW NOTHING OF BTS

Korea goes into an uproar when its announced that its faceless King, Kim Namjoon, likes men and only men. In an effort to get him married off, his grandmother holds a competition in which the winner will become the King's spouse. Korea's gay men gather to win over the King's heart, but from just one look Namjoon feels himself drawn to one particular candidate, Kim Seokjin.

Namjoon, a 24 year old world famous Mafia gang leader who lives in South Korea. He is a heartless man who dosen't care about anyone else, except for himself. Jin, a 26 year old man who owns a popular bakery in south Korea. He is loved by a society of people because of his bright and colorful personality. What happens when Jin's family is in dept and Jin has no other choice, but to marry the worlds most cruelest Mafia leader?

littlemochi: i really like ur pants in which jimin comments on yoongi's picture that he really likes his pants.

Ketchup has been abused his whole life by his mom, Mustard, and his dad, Mayonnaise. Being bullied by the popular group, BTS, at school does not make him more confident either. When Ed Sheeran notices Ketchup's bruises one day and takes him in, Ketchup is allowed stay as long as he does whatever Ed says. Ketchup usually hates doing work for other people, but Ed Sheeran is different. Still, the two are from different castes in society. Will Ketchup and Ed's professional relationship turn into something more? Or will their differences cause Ketchup to leave forever as a lowlife of society (yes).