This book was a mistake. Really Hecking Terrible BFDI Stories is just your average "crackbook" filled with poorly made Microsoft Paint comics and chapters that are "meticulously crafted" to make young and impressionable 10 year old minds laugh out loud. This book involves very odd scenarios based around the popular(?) 2010s show, Battle For Dream Island (more commonly known as BFDI, BFDIA, IDFB, and recently, BFB) ,which is basically a Survivor or Total Drama Island type of show with objects as the characters/contestants. Before you read I have a strict policy against people who repeatedly use the common internet phrase "XD", use of this phrase will result in a chapter dedicated to scolding you for your redundant vocabulary. Another note before you read, this book has quite a bit of offensive humor, sexual innuendo, and other things that are not suitable for people under the age of 10, please read at your own risk. (I'm really sorry for all this fancy language I just want to be funny...) ❤BFDI, BFDIA, IDFB, and BFB is owned by jacknjellify❤

taking place some time after the events of bfb, these will just be little short stories of the newbie alliance (lollipop, gelatin, and teardrop) hanging out and engaging in shenanigans and tomfoolery. other bfb characters would likely show up as well, but who knows? this is just for fun and wholesomeness :)

Reoccurring nightmares. A murderous plan that just won't go away. You think owning a garden is hard? Honey please, this is only the beginning. - A few years after moving to Yoyle City, Pin is faced with the same horrifying nightmare.. A garden. Her dead friends. And hands. She couldn't bring it up without trembling in fear. She couldn't think about it without tears filling up in her eyes. So what could she do? Recreate the dream in reality? ... AU is mine. This WILL HAVE GORE SO. Gore warning to anyone who doesn't enjoy murder or gore. Other than that, enjoy..

For Marshmallow, figuring out life, death, reality, and the games we play is difficult. But navigating her relationship with Apple may as well be the most challenging thing she's ever done. (Luckily, Marshmallow is no stranger to challenges.) A Inanimate Insanity story where each chapter is a new lesson in love and life learned by Marshmallow while navigating her relationship with Apple during and after Inanimate Insanity II. This story contains the rewritten version of the most popular Marshple fanfic in existence, as well as the original! (Contains character deconstruction and a healthy helping of slow-burn Marshple, as well as eventual Lightbrush. It's canon-compliant up to "Hatching the Plan," but not with Season 3.)

Woah I'm back Includes spoilers, shipping and maybe some swearing And probably a lotta cringe

Four and X have been friends ever since Four was banished from the equation playground. But they'd rather not be friends... they want to be something bigger. And when a fight all so familiar breaks out over X's lucky value, there can only be one to take him. Will the battle be won peacefully, or will X follow in the same footsteps as his deceased brother?

This is a collection of short stories about the characters who appear in my Chosen Warrior series (new rewrite). More information in the preface. *Cover is by me*

ThunderClan warrior Leafsong has faced many trials since she discovered that she was the Chosen Warrior. She has survived multiple attempts on her life, the feeling of abandonment by her ancestors in StarClan, and the potential of losing the close relationship she has with a friend. It seems like nothing worse than what has already occurred can happen, until visions of a red-colored moon appear, hinting at the greatest threat both Leafsong and the Clans have ever endured. Along with this, relationships are tested as old acquaintances arrive in the Clans, and Leafsong begins to dream of a future with a fellow Clanmate. The Chosen Warrior's most sinister danger she's ever faced is coming, and she doesn't know if she - or the Clans - will survive it. Written: 2019

Leafsong, the Chosen Warrior and a warrior of ThunderClan, looks back on her decision of forcing Swiftclaw, a former warrior of WindClan, and wonders whether it was a good idea or not. Guilt begins to claw at her as she reveals the truth to one of her former close friends, who in turn turns against her and everything she stands for. Along with the wavering friendship, Leafsong begins to feel that her ancestors in StarClan no longer care for her. Without the faith in StarClan to be with her, will Leafsong still be able to fight the dangers that lurk both in the waking world and her dreams? Written: 2015

As Leafsong continues her experiences of being the Chosen Warrior of the four Clans, she stumbles across some occurrences that may need some answers, and that may or may not need to be trusted. Written: 2013