Sarcasm, a term which here means the use of irony to mock or convey a message, is a defining feature of The Umbrella Academy, shaping the dynamics and personalities of each of the Hargreeves. With their dysfunctional upbringing and superpowers, the superheros use sarcasm as a coping mechanism and a way to express their frustration, affection, and most importantly, rivalry. There was a certain air of rivalry between each member of the Academy, but they all dimmed in comparison to the competition Five and Y/N Hargreeves shared. From their upbringing all the way up to Five's disappearance, the constant bickering and struggle to outshine the other all led up to one moment. The Apocalypse. It was supposed to act as the end to everything, but it turned out to be the beginning of something new as Y/N and Five decided it was time to work together in order to find a solution to their impending doom; and potentially save the lives of billions. Time was essential, so in the 10 days they have, they can't waste their precious time on mindless arguments and futile aggravations. They have to team up, and be the heroes of the Umbrella Academy they were destined to be. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Season One ✔️ Season Two✔️ Season Three ➰ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Best Achievements: #1 on wattpad #1 on enjoy #1 on umbrellaacademy #1 on fivehargreeves #1 on netflix

˚✧˳ ❝ Bite me. ❞ He didn't respond, but he maintained to stare daggers at me. A smirk bent its way on his thin lips as the tables turned. Making me the one to back out my neck in defeat as he inched closer again. ❝ Oh, I will bite you. ❞ Five cooed before finally walking away with a pleased, sarcastic smile. ˳✧˚ || Five Hargreeves X Reader || BOOK 1 ||  A few years after the disappearance of Number Five and the death of Number Six, Ben Hargreeves, another horrible occurrence happened under the academy; Number Eight, (Y/N) Hargreeves fell into a deep coma which is the result of an unusual experience involving her ability.  A miracle happened following the death of their father, Sir Reginald Hargreeves, (Y/N) Hargreeves has awoken from her deep slumber after 12 years of not being able to age and looking the same as the day she went in to sleep. Now, with Five appearing out of nowhere and claiming that the world is ending, it is up to the Umbrella Academy to save the world.  A 36-year-old man in a 16-year-old's body and a girl who's still in her teenage appearance, both never really felt what it really is to grow up. They may be different, but opposites attract; Partners before, are they still compatible to do their last mission as to stopping the world from going into an apocalyptic end?  1 - #numberfive (01/15/21) 1 - #fivehargreeves (01/19/21) 1 - #five (02/17/21) 1 - #super (03/06/21) 1 - #umbrella (04/06/21) 2 - #xreader (03/28/21) 2 - #theumbrellaacademy (05/7/21) 2 - #netflix (07/31/21) 5 - #aidangallagher (01/10/21) 5 - #fanfiction (01/13/21) 5 - #comics (01/17/21) Started: November 15, 2020 Finished: March 2, 2021 DISCLAIMER: i wrote this when i was in highschool okay it sucks lol

❝ My powers... they're drawn in ink. ❞ ✧.*༄ As the neglected, powerless Number Eight of the Umbrella Academy, you were left on your own with nothing but art supplies. It was hard to believe you were born like the others when you were unsuspectingly normal. You tried countless things in an attempt to find your special ability. Paired with Viktor on most occasions, you were merely a spectator, an outsider in the world of heroes that you were supposedly "destined" to be a part of. But, without Five, you never would have guessed that the only thing you needed was a bit more discovery. ✧.*༄ NUMBER FIVE X GENDER NEUTRAL SUPER!READER SLIGHT VIKTOR X READER Beautiful cover made my Meg, @webslinging ! <3

| "ᵀʰᵉ ʷᵒʳˡᵈ ᵉⁿᵈˢ ⁱⁿ ᴱⁱᵍʰᵗ ᵈᵃʸˢ" | 𝙔/𝙉 ~ 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘵𝘦𝘭𝘦𝘬𝘪𝘯𝘦𝘵𝘪𝘤 𝘣𝘢𝘥𝘢𝘴𝘴 𝙁𝙞𝙫𝙚 ~ 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘸𝘪𝘴𝘦 𝘵𝘪𝘮𝘦 𝘵𝘳𝘢𝘷𝘦𝘭𝘦𝘳 ••• Started: 3. 10. 19 @nihaobb <<made the cover

"How could someone hurt this boy? You could tell that the innocent boy was no longer innocent at an early age. He didn't deserve this." ➺Can two strangers really become more than friend's? Or is it just something that everybody says to get into your head? She needed him, and he needed her, Aidan was on the brink of ending life, and Y/n was starting to not care and lose hope on life. Can the two strangers that had no other choice but to meet change their perspectives on life? Or will it just get worse for them? 𝐓𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐬𝐭𝐨𝐫𝐲 𝐜𝐨𝐧𝐭𝐚𝐢𝐧𝐬: Language, mental health issues, rape (I do not go into detail with it), abusive relationships, alcohol, mentions of drugs, suicidal thoughts, suicide attempts, self harm, and mention of a past death (Female reader)

To think you hate someone so much. Finally as time goes on you realize I've loved him this whole time. I do not own any of these characters, you belong to yourself and these characters belong to the makers of the umbrella academy

*COMPLETED* (read the rewritten version on my page!) "𝐇𝐨𝐰 𝐜𝐨𝐮𝐥𝐝 𝐲𝐨𝐮? 𝐘𝐨𝐮 𝐥𝐞𝐟𝐭 𝐦𝐞 𝐚𝐥𝐨𝐧𝐞 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐈 𝐧𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐟𝐨𝐫𝐠𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐦𝐲𝐬𝐞𝐥𝐟 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐧𝐨𝐭 𝐛𝐞𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐚𝐛𝐥𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐬𝐭𝐨𝐩 𝐲𝐨𝐮." (most dialogue credited to the writers of The Umbrella Academy)