Just a bunch of short stories. Whatever pops into my head!

How my BFF met

This book is filled with jokes, funny tales and stories. Take a load off and laugh.

Two Assassins have formed an alliance. They are two badass girls with the killing skills of the finest army's combined. There names are Hazel and Ember. The spare the innocent and kill the corrupt and greedy. That is the goal.

This is the tale of two kick ass girls. They have fighting skills no one else has. This is the story of hazel and ember. They kill the corrupted and spare the innocent. This is the goal

Jokes and random stuff that will make you laugh or that you can relate to!

WARNING- a few profanities, that's all. Rebecca and Caiden are the geeks/dorks of the school. This is part of Rebecca's life. May the force be with you! May the force be with you! I rolled over and turned of my Star Wars alarm clock. 6:30, 30 minutes to get ready for school. I hopped out of my narwhal bed that had narwhal bed sheets, narwhal pillows, and narwhal stuffed animals, and quickly made my bed. I quickly showered and put an a lime green T-shirt that said Keep Calm and Geek On, a pair of dark blue skinny jeans, and high top converse that looked like Minecraft creepers with the little creeper face on the ankle of the shoes. As always I brushed out my straight dirty blonde hair and left it down. I glanced in the mirror. I looked at my icy gray/blue eyes they were like looking at a glacier. I looked away. Good enough, time to go. I ran and grabbed my teal bookbag, a package of pop tarts, and my keys to my yellow convertible Volkswagon beetle and ran out the door.