bald guy and grape owo

"I...I love you" "I love you too. But I love me more."

About three things I was absolutely positive. First, the hot guy's name was Farquaad. Second, there was a part of me that wanted him to farq me. Third, onions. Shrek X farquaad :) K this story might be a joke but Shrek definitely isn't.

Nothing in this story is mine, it all belongs to the amazing writer, @taitofan on Archive of Our Own. The only thing that belongs to me is the note at the end and the cover to the book. So don't report me, because the story belongs to @taitofan.