Your name is (y/n) (l/n) and you, my fine friend, are being pulled to a party. Whom are you being pulled by to who's party? Well, by none other than me, Xena, to only the coolest kid on the block's house! Dave Strider, duh! He always threw the sickest parties (and fire). That bro is hella lit. Wait, hold the phone! Why exactly are you being forced into clothing to attend this party, you may ask? Who the hell /doesn't/ like parties!? You're no nerd (OK maybe you are <3)! But, who wouldn't take up on the opportunity to play scandalous games such as Seven Minutes in Heaven! Especially when you know that special someone you've been pining after is gonna be there. Who knows, your normal night might actually end in something saucy happening ;^). (Updated Info Box: February 24th, 2017) °×° Have fun with reading this book (which I admit, is pretty cliche. I wrote this 2 years ago, hush). And thank you for 100k reads! <3 ((Various!Homestuck X Reader))

John x reader x Dave

aww yes, Homestuck oneshots uwu sorry I won't be doing Lemons, Limes, or lemonaids sadly buuuut I will do Fluff :D request are indeed open so if you have a character from Homestuck or a ship from Homestuck I will gladly do it :')

if you're still here, good job! Requests are open!!

THANK YOU DEVOTED READERS FOR THE AMAZING 4 YEARS ♡ ♢BOOK 2 IS OUT ♢CP ONESHOTS IS OUT ♢TF2 ONESHOTS IS OUT

first stranger things memes book - 100k reached september 27th 200k reached october 7th #4 in random 500k reached december 29th © mileventrash 2016