I... Ｄ Ｏ Ｎ 'Ｔ　Ｋ Ｎ Ｏ Ｗ。 Well, the title says it all. As an author I have no ideas so ... THIS IS THE ONLY THING I KNOW. But please do enjoy this story. With your BSD Boys in the CRACK! Edition of Bungo Stray Dogs: Boyfriend Scenarios!

𝚁𝙴𝚀𝚄𝙴𝚂𝚃𝚂 𝙾𝙿𝙴𝙽!!! Changed from boyfriend scenarios to just scenarios because I will soon be adding our queen higuchi So uh I'm gonna try doing this Writing full fanfics ain't really my thing cause i suck ass at it. So I'm gonna try do scenarios :D Also!!! I do not own any of the characters used in this, they all belong to the original creators of BSD.

𝖱𝖤𝖰𝖴𝖤𝖲𝖳𝖲 𝖮𝖯𝖤𝖭: ❝𝗌𝗈𝗆𝖾𝗍𝗂𝗆𝖾𝗌 , 𝗌𝗈𝗆𝖾𝗈𝗇𝖾 𝖼𝗈𝗆𝖾𝗌 𝗂𝗇𝗍𝗈 𝗒𝗈𝗎𝗋 𝗅𝗂𝖿𝖾 , 𝗌𝗈 𝗎𝗇𝖾𝗑𝗉𝖾𝖼𝗍𝖾𝖽𝗅𝗒 , 𝗍𝖺𝗄𝖾𝗌 𝗒𝗈𝗎𝗋 𝗁𝖾𝖺𝗋𝗍 𝖻𝗒 𝗌𝗎𝗋𝗉𝗋𝗂𝗌𝖾 𝖺𝗇𝖽 𝖼𝗁𝖺𝗇𝗀𝖾𝗌 𝗒𝗈𝗎𝗋 𝗅𝗂𝖿𝖾 𝖿𝗈𝗋𝖾𝗏𝖾𝗋❞ 𝘾𝙊𝙉𝙏𝘼𝙄𝙉𝙎: • 𝖿𝗅𝗎𝖿𝖿 • 𝖺𝗇𝗀𝗌𝗍 • 𝗆𝗈𝖽𝖾𝗋𝗇 𝖺𝗎 • 𝖺𝗎'𝗌 𝗂𝗇 𝗀𝖾𝗇𝖾𝗋𝖺𝗅 • 𝗇𝗈 𝗅𝖾𝗆𝗈𝗇𝗌/𝗌𝗆𝗎𝗍𝗌 𝙙𝙖𝙯𝙖𝙞 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙗𝙪𝙣𝙜𝙤𝙪 𝙨𝙩𝙧𝙖𝙮 𝙙𝙤𝙜𝙨 𝙗𝙚𝙡𝙤𝙣𝙜 𝙩𝙤 𝙆𝘼𝙁𝙆𝘼 𝘼𝙎𝘼𝙂𝙄𝙍𝙄 𝖼𝗈𝗏𝖾𝗋 𝖻𝗒 𝘮𝘦

COMPLETED. ❦ ambivalent; having mixed feelings or contradictory ideas about something or someone. ❦ Because all is fair in love and war ❦ (Dazai X Reader) + (Chūya X Reader) ❦ Summary: You have only been living in Japan for 2 years when things take a sudden turn and you find yourself being taken care of at the infamous armed detective agency. Learning of your ability, the Port Mafia tries to capture you and take you in themselves, but soon you find yourself torn between 2 sides...or maybe you are just torn between 2 men? Fighting your own mixed feelings and ideals, do either really care what happens to you? ❦ THANK YOU TO MY FRIEND MAR FOR MAKING THIS AMAZING FRONT COVER!! (@marster_)

COMPLETED • There is no better way to describe you than a doll, living to please your owner. At the age of 11, Mori took you in from an orphanage and brought you to the Port Mafia; that's when you met Dazai and discovered your ability. At the age of 12, you become Dazai's right hand...except you aren't allowed any contact with the outside world. At 13, you hear a voice that you are told is nothing but a dream, at 14 you've become nothing but a puppet in the hands of a puppet master. At age 15 he's gone, and you are left with nothing. In the present, now 19, executive Chuuya Nakahara is given responsibility of you, but when he takes you on a mission and you don't react the way he needs you to, he starts to realize something is terribly wrong with you...he just doesn't know what. Only meeting you once in the past, what will happen when he starts piecing it all together? How will he react when he starts to care more about you than he should? What strings will he have to play to free you from your past? How deep do your wounds run? • - Trigger warnings: the usual you'd find in BSD, implications of sexual harrassment. - I will be using female pronouns. - nsfw warning in part 2 (chapter 41). • Disclaimer: I don't own the characters except for "you". The credit to the Bungou Stray Dogs world goes to the respective owners. The plot is all originally mine, however. • Thank you to Mar for making me this lovely cover. Love always. (@marster_)

Just Seven Minutes in Heaven with your favorite BSD Boys~ Requests are open. nsfw is allowed.

Dazai was suicidal. Well, is. After being sent to a different universe by a problematic mafia member, he'll have to rely on his newly not-so lucky predictions, and an all-too-familiar city girl named Y/N. But, wasn't the only one that recognised her. Soon, there's a battle over who belongs to who, and what exactly happened in the mystery that sent her away. (please for your sanity, do not read this 😭😭) - "find someone that will make you want to keep on living." © sunnyxiaojuns 2016

"What? It's not like I could just tell my heart to fuck off. It just happened." - Chuuya Nakahara (at one point) I do not own Bungou Stray Dogs or any of the characters. (Not) Updated everyday.

• cute scenarios I think would be canon • cover made by me

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