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Error 404 by RebelleFleur00
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Rebel Simmons was just a girl who was dealt a shitty hand in the game of life. Despite her harsh and abusive upbringing, she worked hard, and studied harder. With an IQ of 252. she's a certified genius and is working towards her Masters Degree in Computer Engineering and Computer Science at Stanford University. When tough times hit and she's desperate for money, she steals $5 Million from an offshore bank account. Little did she know she was stealing from the most ruthless Mafia Boss in the world: Dante Vino. β€’ MATURE THEMES 18+ β€’ Cover designed by Holly Thurston
You Were My Last Text (Jacob Sartorious x Donald Trump) by risingjauregui
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-cover by me- Jacob Sartorius is a musical.ly star and a singer. Donald Trump is the president of the United States and has a burning passion of building walls. Are they made for each other? (the answer is yes) fifth harmony and camila are also main characters in this story.
Porn Tech Support (Wattys 2019) by dariamorgondoffer
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❝Hi, welcome to our porn site tech support, how may I help you?❞ In which a crazy girl calls a porn tech support because she was logged out of her account.
𝐖𝐇𝐀𝐓 𝐈'𝐕𝐄 𝐁𝐄𝐄𝐍 π‹πŽπŽπŠπˆππ† π…πŽπ‘- πŠπ‹π€π”π’ πŒπˆπŠπ„π€π‹π’πŽπ by barbiebixch
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"π“π‡πˆπ’ π…π„π„π‹πˆππ† πˆπ’ π‹πˆπŠπ„ 𝐍𝐎 πŽπ“π‡π„π‘" In which Sharpay Evans is the soulmate of an original hybrid (COMING NOVEMBER 2019)
Dyad // Kai Parker by CobraKai_1994
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Azalea Monroe Bennett is the younger sister to The Bonnie Bennett, it's hard competing with a witch like her sister especially since she had no powers of her own. Azalea was always described as the loose cannon, the reckless and irresponsible. But what else was she meant to do if she had always been portrayed as the bad guy? In the prison worlds she seems to have met her match, snarky sarcastic and emotionless Kai Parker. And you know what they say, two wrongs don't make a right. This story is complete! Have fun reading it and enjoy!
The Wolf and The Witch by poltergeist_people
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The world is filled with creatures of magic. Some were good once. Most have always seen mortals as nothing more than food and spell fodder. For hundreds upon hundreds of years the brought havoc to mortals, tipping the balance in their favor. The gods whom had created mortals grew saddened by their inevitable extinction. They wished sorely to prevent the creations of demons from destroying what was once so beautiful. So saddened by the incoming loss, Luna goddess of the moon and life shed tears from her perch in the stars for she, more than any god was forced to bare witness to these atrocities. Her tears dripped from the sky off the ends of the stars, falling to the world into the forests she loved so. They coated the beasts she adored more than her own soul. The wolves who loved to chase the stars she would throw morphed before her very eyes. Seeing them standing beneath the nights sky, not man not beast, she knew. Her wolves would put an end to the horror against mortals. They would bring balance to this world. ~~ The children of the night? Leaches. The fae? Drunken partiers with a taste for murder. Merfolk? Fish sluts with a taste for human flesh. Trolls? Morons of the highest caliber. Zombie? Bastards of witches. Witches? Vile little whores who turned their back on humans for power. Werewolves? The beasts who hunt them all.
In Touch ↬ Rosalie Hale by -sinflower
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SeraSalsa: ...Send nudes? RosalieHale1: You're really not funny. SeraSalsa: I wasn't joking β€’β€’β€’ A social media story When Rosalie Hale accidentally messages Serafina Johnson thinking it's her adoptive sister. Things start out a little rough between the two, and Serafina's jokes certainly don't help. [TWILIGHT] β€’β€’β€’ [THREE TIME TWILIGHT AWARD WINNER] [CATEGORIES WON: BEST ROSALIE HALE FIC, BEST AU FIC, BEST LGBT OC] β€’β€’β€’ -sinflower
My Master by roxy639
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Dr. Spencer Reid, known to all as the awkward guy who could never really talk to a girl without getting nervous and messing up 90% of the time, the guy that is always reading and stating facts that people tend to stop listening to, the innocent Spencer Reid right? You're wrong. Spencer has a secret that no one at the BAU knows that secret being that he's into BDSM and he even has his own Sub-submissive- a girl that to all eyes would look innocent and beautiful there's only one little problem though, neither of them talk much about their personal lives.. that's gonna change soon though when a new face is added to the team.. Hello everyone! Fair warning this story WILL contain sexual content, also Spencer is not going to act the same way he usually would of course. Hope all of you who have a dirty mind like mine enjoy!!
CHOKE ME. by jwiminssi
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【 ʸᡒᡒⁿᡐⁱⁿ Λ’α΅α΅˜α΅— αΆœα΅’Λ‘Λ‘α΅‰αΆœα΅—β±α΅’βΏ 】